Presumably the idea here is to make sex perfectly safe by creeping you out so much you’ll never want to have sex again? Extra points to the Chinese for their rendition of an “American style” orgasm. Really, for the amount of porn we produce and export to the world we can’t really expect teh_furriners to know any better. I just feel sorry for all the soon-to-be-disappointed immigrants.

As promised, here are the two FREE adult dating e-books we promised, written by renowned author, blogger, and sexpert Lyla Marsh.

Click the links to download them and save them to your computer.

They’re in PDF format so you’ll need to download the free Adobe reader to view them, if you don’t already have it installed (most computers will.) Enjoy!

Download 1: How to Find Sex the Art of the One Night Stand Volume 1 Attraction and Seduction

Download 2: How to Find Sex the Art of the One Night Stand Volume 2 Pleasuring Her

We can’t promise we’re going to keep these books up for long, as Lyla is considering compiling them into a physical dead-tree-type book and flogging it at a B&N near you, so you’re best off to grab them now.

Stay awesome and enjoy!