More fun from craigslist. Wonder how that relationship is going now?

There are all kinds of fairly subtle pornographic references in old masters’ works–the buttfucking scene (later covered up) in Michelangelo’s Last Judgment springs to mind.

Of course, when painting works commissioned by the Church, such boredom-killing snickersnicker activity had to be kept fairly low-key, though when Renaissance masters got to cut loose in the secular world, well. I guess this post.

Enjoy.

Uhm. What?

I'm thinking proto-Hentai.

Bestiality? Yeah, we can do that.

The birth of lactation porn. You saw it here first.

Fast times on Lesbos...

A veeeery mild introduction to Dyke S&M...

Looks like a pretty run-of-the-mill female sexual fantasy scenario to me...

Presumably the idea here is to make sex perfectly safe by creeping you out so much you’ll never want to have sex again? Extra points to the Chinese for their rendition of an “American style” orgasm. Really, for the amount of porn we produce and export to the world we can’t really expect teh_furriners to know any better. I just feel sorry for all the soon-to-be-disappointed immigrants.

1. 9 Sex Myths you Shouldn’t Believe.
2. Men who help clean get more sex.
3. Hustler publisher sues nephews for making “inferior porn”.
4. Behold: the condom pillow.
5. Creepy kids’ books that really exist.
6. Strippers. (Oh go on, it’s really funny. We promise.)
7. Touch my balls. Touch them.
8. Sexual bases throughout the decades.
9. Give this man a Nobel Prize.
10. The Porn Rangers. Watch out.