So Rebecca actually did take me for the best hamburger of my life, and I thought I was out of luck considering she had agreed to let me tie her up and blindfold her if she was proven wrong. It pained me to have to admit she was right, and upon getting back to her place she indicated it was time to settle the bet. I was confused, because there was no agreement on what would happen if she was right, but when she started to motion for me to lie down on the bed I began to protest a bit. In actuality, I’ve never let a girl tie me up — in my mind I should be the one doing the tying. But she insisted saying fair is fair — and who was I to argue. In order to assuage me, she indicated that she would ask permission before any given act. She stripped me down to my boxers and tied my hands to the bedposts and used a scarf to blindfold me. In reality, she did a terrible job and I could still easily see her — and I could have “escaped” in around 6 seconds if I truly desired to. But, I decided to play along.
She began by asking for permission to kiss me — which I obviously granted. After several intense moments of kissing, she asked if she could take off her top and skirt — who was I to say no? I found her asking to be especially arousing. She was then kneeling next to me, running her hands up and down my chest and thighs. I almost came when she asked me — whispering shyly in my ear — if she could touch my penis. I heartily gave permission at which point I felt her warm hand sliding down underneath my boxers. She then proceeded to ask permission to take off her panties, and within seconds she was on top of me riding me like no other girl ever has. Truth be told — it was one of the most arousing sexual experiences of my life. The next day spent with Rebecca was just as exciting — I actually really like this girl. I hate to admit it, but this encounter has now transcended casualness — and I have no motivation to now plan the next stop on my pussy tour. However, I’m sure I’ll snap out of it soon.
Somehow I think this is funnier for those of us who do not understand French. It is more fun to let your imagination fill in the blanks as to what kind of story she wants to tell with the sign language. The mind can go anywhere with the wild oral gestures leading straight into some good old fashioned nipple pinching. The girl doing the signing is quite talented and seems passionate about the message she is communicating. Is it wrong to be attracted to her? No? Good.
The world of sexual sign language is counter-intuitive to those of us that have been making immature sex gestures for years. The sign for “intercourse” is not what you would expect as the index finger penetrating a hole made by the other hand. It is actually both hands making a V as you would a peace sign and then facing those to each other parallel to the floor, representing the legs of 2 people on top of one another. And the sign for “vagina” has nothing to do with the game you and your friends play by interlocking fingers. It is simply touching the index fingers and thumbs together to form a diamond shape and holding this downward in front of the waist. That makes sense, but “penis” is holding up 2 fingers to the face and touching the nose. What? I think I’ll stick to my 3rd grade sex signs for now.
Continuing with the penis ad theme, I can’t but help feel sorry for this poor unloved penis wandering a graffiti infested public toilet. I hope it’s not giving too much away to say things end happily for all involved.
