Found this Twilight parody over at FunnyOrDie. As funny as it is, it makes a good point. Remember in the New Moon movie where Jasper tries to kill her after she cuts herself? With vampire’s super-smell and stuff, wouldn’t he be doing that like 5 days out of every month? (Uhm, I mean not that I’d ever watch a Twilight movie, but I read about that scene on the bathroom wall at the local, uh, chest-hair-growing club. Ahem.)