* “me” is Kim, girlfriend of Pete. (Only it turns out “me” isn’t really Kim.)
* “drakkertr” is the screen name for some guy, Pete’s friend, who’s hitting on Pete’s girlfriend (or, uh, thinks he’s hitting on Pete’s girlfriend.)
Here’s our interpretation of what’s going down:
1. drakkertr (D), Pete’s friend, plans a serious sexy hook-up with Pete’s girlfriend, Kim.
2. Unfortunately for D, Pete’s girlfriend here was really Pete. Pete is a jealous, conspiratorial dude. D is BUSTED.
3. D: “Huh? Wuh?” Shock ensues.
4. Seconds pass. D gamely attempts a recovery. “Yo, dude, I was joking, dude, ha ha.” Almost pulls it off for a second. But ultimate smell test: it’s bullshit.
5. Pete spits on D’s bullshit. Not a happy friend. Indicates he plans to communicate his unhappiness to D ir a probably violent and physical way.
6. D understands, pisses his pants.
Who said there is no sense of community these days, and that neighbors never help neighbors anymore? Certainly not this guy. He gives a helping hand to his neighbor in all kinds of ways, from sexual, to medical, to interior design related. Not only does he help in protecting his neighbor’s relationship with his girlfriend, he offers up free medical advice and a warning of potential risks posed by the neighbor’s guest.
In all seriousness, however, this neighbor guy has got to be a complete idiot. His window is obviously facing the parking lot or some public area, and it is close enough for his neighbor to make a positive identification on the guy with a “pretty big tool”. Yet he still did not even bother to move out of plain sight.
Regardless of whether we are talking about a straight or gay hookup, this is just sloppy execution all around. Things happen in the heat of the moment, but when your place is facing the street and you have a girlfriend, you’re asking for it. Not to mention the lights were on.
When it comes to Craigslist, though, there is always the issue of fakes. Some people are just trying to be funny, but something tells me this one’s real. Whether or not it is, it presents a good point for those seeing several people at the same time: shut the blinds, stay away from the window, and don’t be an idiot!
