Already under fire for violating the privacy of half of the world’s Internet users, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg now faces ridicule and criticism for being a sex-crazed hook-up addict. Going back to his days at Harvard, it appears that in addition to conquering the web and becoming a multi-billionaire, Zuckerberg desired to fuck as many girls as possible — even without the aid of using Facebook which he had yet to create. This depiction of the early Zuckerberg years is contained with a movie recently debuting at the Cannes Film Festival. This movie is titled The Social Network, and its screenplay was adapted from the book by Ben Mezrich.

In addition to his pussy-chasing habits, the movie portrays Zuckerberg as being a serious asshole. It traces Facebook’s origins to a crude website that Zuckerberg created which compared various girls in his Harvard class to farm animals. Supposedly, this site was created in a fit of rage after his girlfriend broke up with him. Little did anyone know that this sophomoric site would be the genesis of the modern social networking era. There is surely a lot of jealousy which spurs this Zuckerberg-bashing — however, usually where there is smoke then there is fire. Surely, his former conquests will seek to capitalize on their newfound fame — look for a future Playboy special edition of Girls Who Banged Zuckerberg soon on a newsstand near you.

Ah, the morning after. Who knows what surprises it might bring? Farm animals? Strap-ons? Used rubbers? A beached whale? Lucky for us, we get to live all these wonderful things vicariously through the guy in this beer ad.

Best of all, we get to do it Godfather style. If you didn’t pick it up, this commercial is a take on a scene from the old movie. In the original, the scene starts out with a slow zoom in on a beautiful Hacienda mansion, where this old guy in nice pajamas wakes up with a bloody horse head in his bed and completely flips out. As a matter of fact, that scene is pretty funny in its own right, albeit unintentionally.

This time, we are in a frat house college party situation. It is actually done pretty well for a short commercial, especially the way they slowly reveal each item under the bed covers. You also have to love the accessories, including a pig, a bong, and a Cartman head on his swimsuit pinup. Mix in the Godfather music and the actor really selling the scream, and we have a winner, folks.

When things like this really happen, there are two types of people. There are those who file these experiences under casual encounters to forget. They keep it secret and never tell their friends. Then there are others, who make the best of it and get a kick out of having a funny story to tell. Which kind of person are you?