I’ve  just been reading an article on single women and casual sex. Apparently in LoTR land they don’t have a “dating culture”, so people just go to bars, get drunk, and sleep with each other. Color me next ticket there and high-five to the power of  YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

And speaking of awesome. Kind of off topic, but this video made me piss myself. Embarrassing because I was watching it on my iphone while at dinner with my parents, but it was cool. I just told Mom it must have been her shitty cooking. Then she started crying and I hit her until she stopped but now she’s not breathing and my Dad’s looking at me all like “bitch say wut?”

Uhhh… so I guess what I’m really trying to say is… Happy Valentine’s Day?

Keeping it real, y0.