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The Week in Wickedness…

30. December 2009

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The Week in Wickedness…

9 Sex Myths you Shouldn’t Believe. Men who help clean get more sex. Hustler publisher sues nephews for making “inferior porn”. Behold: the condom pillow. Creepy kids’ books that really exist. Strippers. (Oh go on, it’s really funny. We promise.) Touch my balls. Touch them. Sexual bases throughout the decades. Give this man a Nobel Prize. The Porn Rangers. Watch out.

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eHarmony: Sense of humor not appreciated

26. November 2009

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eHarmony: Sense of humor not appreciated

Nice to see that eHarmony is doing so great they can afford to reject applications displaying a sense of humor.

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Classy mom tries to get her daughter into porn

30. October 2009

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Classy mom tries to get her daughter into porn

Exactly what it says on the tin. Click through on the image to read on. (Possibly a troll; if so, MAJOR win achieved.)

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Weekly Roundup – Top 10 Casual Sex Links from Around the Web

18. October 2009

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Weekly Roundup – Top 10 Casual Sex Links from Around the Web

Asexual and proud. Vagina mints, seriously. Dirty laundry… on facebook. Halloween costume of win. The Onion calls that shit. Al Franken trolls John Ashcroft. This is what the Internet does to young men. Keep it classy, Australia. “Why I slept with 1300 women.” Meghan McCain: Not A Slut.

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Weekly Roundup – Top 10 Casual Sex Links from Around the Web

27. September 2009

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Weekly Roundup – Top 10 Casual Sex Links from Around the Web

Vaginas are accomodating. A poem. About fisting. A charming song about sticking it in the wrong hole. Guest-starring Scott Baio. Sex androids. They breathe. And have a pulse. (more and more.) Intersex author’s life as a ‘Mighty Hermaphrodite’. Worst cybersex line ever. Vintage sexism: 1943 guide to hiring women. Chess champion Kasparov attacked by flying penis. Walmart ruins two parents’ lives by calling [...]

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Penthouse forum blast from the past

17. September 2009

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Penthouse forum blast from the past

Came across the following hilarious Penthouse forum stories from the mid-90s, courtesy of Monica Hamburg and Kimli. Reprinted here in all their mirth-inducing glory: I have an enlightening experience to relate to your readers. After reading about and trying some of your ways of jacking off, I have found my own unique way. I put a banana [...]

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To the guy at the other urinal…

13. July 2009

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To the guy at the other urinal…

Wow, wouldn’t it be awful if this guy was actually insecure with regard to the strength of his publicly-exhibited urinal stream…

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Adult Friend Finder geodensity fail

13. June 2009

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Adult Friend Finder geodensity fail

The below image (click for full size view) was sent in by one of our New Zealand readers, found after he followed an Adult Friend Finder link. Our reader points out that while Kiwis might enjoy aquatic pursuits, very few of them choose to actually live IN the ocean.

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Kind of a neat craigslist tale on the topic of “honesty in dating”

6. June 2009

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Kind of a neat craigslist tale on the topic of “honesty in dating”

I found this story posted on craigslist. It makes some interesting points about honesty in relationships and gender politics. Plus it’s fucking hilarious. My Excellent Adventure with “Table for Six” Seeing no signs of progress some five years after my divorce, and with my 42nd birthday rapidly approaching, my well-meaning but misguided friends chipped in together to [...]

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Response from Jay C & Co. of uLust.com to our review

28. May 2009

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Response from Jay C & Co. of uLust.com to our review

So I received this email yesterday: Hi, I was just reading your review here - http://casualencounters.com/blog/2009/03/17/paid-adult-dating-site-review-ulustcom/ Although I disagree with much of your review, you are entitled to your opinion. We have millions of real men and women on our site. We’ve been in the dating site business since 2001 so we’ve had a lot of time to build [...]

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