9 Sex Myths you Shouldn’t Believe. Men who help clean get more sex. Hustler publisher sues nephews for making “inferior porn”. Behold: the condom pillow. Creepy kids’ books that really exist. Strippers. (Oh go on, it’s really funny. We promise.) Touch my balls. Touch them. Sexual bases throughout the decades. Give this man a Nobel Prize. The Porn Rangers. Watch out.
Continue reading...26. November 2009
Nice to see that eHarmony is doing so great they can afford to reject applications displaying a sense of humor.
Continue reading...30. October 2009
Exactly what it says on the tin. Click through on the image to read on. (Possibly a troll; if so, MAJOR win achieved.)
Continue reading...18. October 2009
Asexual and proud. Vagina mints, seriously. Dirty laundry… on facebook. Halloween costume of win. The Onion calls that shit. Al Franken trolls John Ashcroft. This is what the Internet does to young men. Keep it classy, Australia. “Why I slept with 1300 women.” Meghan McCain: Not A Slut.
Continue reading...27. September 2009
Vaginas are accomodating. A poem. About fisting. A charming song about sticking it in the wrong hole. Guest-starring Scott Baio. Sex androids. They breathe. And have a pulse. (more and more.) Intersex author’s life as a ‘Mighty Hermaphrodite’. Worst cybersex line ever. Vintage sexism: 1943 guide to hiring women. Chess champion Kasparov attacked by flying penis. Walmart ruins two parents’ lives by calling [...]
Continue reading...17. September 2009
Came across the following hilarious Penthouse forum stories from the mid-90s, courtesy of Monica Hamburg and Kimli. Reprinted here in all their mirth-inducing glory: I have an enlightening experience to relate to your readers. After reading about and trying some of your ways of jacking off, I have found my own unique way. I put a banana [...]
Continue reading...13. July 2009
Wow, wouldn’t it be awful if this guy was actually insecure with regard to the strength of his publicly-exhibited urinal stream…
Continue reading...13. June 2009
The below image (click for full size view) was sent in by one of our New Zealand readers, found after he followed an Adult Friend Finder link. Our reader points out that while Kiwis might enjoy aquatic pursuits, very few of them choose to actually live IN the ocean.
Continue reading...6. June 2009
I found this story posted on craigslist. It makes some interesting points about honesty in relationships and gender politics. Plus it’s fucking hilarious. My Excellent Adventure with “Table for Six” Seeing no signs of progress some five years after my divorce, and with my 42nd birthday rapidly approaching, my well-meaning but misguided friends chipped in together to [...]
Continue reading...28. May 2009
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30. December 2009
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