1. The handjob: making a cumback.
2. One more reason why I love David Lynch…
3. As depressing as it is Right On.
4. The differences between the original Lennon/Ono nude and Sean Lennon’s imitation.
5. First person jailed under UK’s new “extreme porn” law.
6. Bizarre sexual habits from the animal kingdom.
7. The spiny anteater’s four-headed penis.
8. Family values Republican likes spanking his mistress.
9. The Coolidge effect — whereby males show continuously high sexual performance given the introduction of new receptive females
10. One in every 33 women who attend worship services regularly has been the target of sexual advances by a religious leader.

1. Doing it with Hitler to promote AIDS awareness.
2. Fun with legal breast exposure.
3. It turns out you can tell whether a woman is vaginally orgasmic by… the way she walks.
4. Sometimes it’s okay to use a kitten to masturbate. Really.
5. The Aristocrats – the Southpark version
6. In Austria, Fucking is just Fucking.
7. Learning English. You should.
8. Man attempts to kill his wife for waking him up on their wedding night.
9. When is public nudity a crime?
10. No condom handy? Try alcohol made from stewed beaver’s testicles.

1. Could swinging be made illegal in the US? The surprising conclusion.
2. Burning man? Don’t forget your latex gloves…
3. Women achieving orgasm through thought alone (not saying it isn’t possible, but I’d like to see it…)
4. Heh. Whoops?
5. Experience the wonder of a penis on your chin.
6. Bring out your dead: The 10 flavors of necrophilia…
7. Best cure for hiccups EVAR.
8. A powerful argument for reading labels on glue products…
9. The snuggie sutra.
10. German police have too much time on their hands.

1. Barry White songs used to encourage shark to mate in aquarium.
2. Taking Seinfeld jokes to the real world: not a good idea.
3. After 45 years on the gig, stripper still packing them in.
4. Creepy, creepy pillows.
5. Outed model-slagging blogger feels betrayed by Google, will take it to the Supreme Court.
6. 10 things not to say to Hooters girls.
7. This is why friends don’t let friends do PCP.
8. Have a creepy old woman.
9. Up to 11,000 U.S. veterans may have been mistakenly infected with HIV. Whoops?
10. Scientologists are wackjobs. Here’s one.

1. Research confirms men not as picky about sex partners as women (no shit.)
2. Do single women seek out attached men?
3. The Count: censored.
4. Less sex, more TV for India.
5. Sexist computer is sexist.
6. Tell me this isn’t what it looks like.
7. Kelly Clarkson sort-of fail.
8. Gruesome rock’n'roll legends investigated.
9. Tough times in the porn industry–Savannah Stern driving a used car!
10. Prostitution: a users’ manual.

1. Interviews with real male escorts.
2. Sex for Lucifer.
3. A sex guide for ultrareligious douchebags.
4. Women prefer beer-guzzling, overweight “real” men. (Dubious.)
5. Cat cleared of illegal porn charges.
6. Cuba runs out of toilet paper.
7. Obese prison inmate conceals gun in folds of flab.
8. Heroic Greek woman sets fire to Briton’s genitals.
9. Old school strip cartoonists draw on the bathing suits of comely young models.
10. 25 things to do on the Internet before you die.

1. Kevin Smith on strippers.
2. Prostate massagers. I’m frightened.
3. The world’s strongest vagina.
4. Newsweek does polyamory.
5. Why do women prefer tall men?
6. Red wine makes women frisky. GET OUT.
7. Teaching sex to the mentally handicapped.
8. Brush your teeth, brush your vagina.
9. Saknussemm’s ten favorite fetishes.
10. Polish mom claims pool got her daughter pregnant, suing.

1. Sex lion dies of sex exhaustion.
2. Uganda to outlaw female circumcision.
3. Vintage sex education tape.
4. What women want from porn.
5. Sanity prevails in Canada.
6. Teacher sends students home with homemade porn DVD.
7. Porn outlawed in the Ukraine.. unless it’s “medicinal”.
8. New website names and shames people with STDs.
9. Guess her muff.
10. The French. ‘Nuff said.

Top 10 links for week beginning 07/19/2009

1. Tips for engaging in casual sex.
2. Pasty geek wanted for OH LA LA.
3. “I want my vagina to have call-waiting.”
4. The Japanese: Still Crazy.
5. Most badass tattoo EVAR.
6. Eyes Wide Shut. Apparently a true story.
7. Hot crockery. Thanks, Grandad.
8. The case against post-menopausal in vitro fertilization.
9. Russian brides: before and after “styling”.
10. Busted with a camwhore. O the horror.

Top 10 links for week beginning 07/12/2009

1. How casual sex is like temping [VID]…
2. 5 second one night stand confessions.
3. Porn abandons plot and dialog. The horror.
4. The NHS decides it is in the business of giving bizarre advice to schoolchildren.
5. Regularly eating semen for perceived health benefit. Are they even serious.
6. Advice for pornophobic women.
7. Yoga cures homosexuality. True story.
8. Love is worth £163,424
9. Can’t get funding for your Olympic dreams? Open a brothel.
10. Couple make bad choice about public sexiness.

Top 10 links for week beginning 06/28/2009

1. Why bonobos make bad role models
2. Sexist beatdown: the caveman rapists among us edition
3. 9 ways to ruin sex (like you need help)
4. Rape fantasies and hygiene by state
5. Caught jerking it in the library. Hot.
6. Gay exorcism video (wtf?)
7. I don’t even… what?
8. Burger King sexual innuendo win
9. How geeks get sex
10. Peasant superstition, alive and well in Africa

Top 10 links for week beginning 06/21/2009

1. Penis: the True Story
2. Russian woman on trial for raping 10 men
3. Girl in intensive care after restoring virginity 6 times
4. Pegging: what is it and how do you do it
5. Kinky sex taking off; Internet blamed
6. A very unfortunate claim to immortality
7. Wedding canceled after bride makes unfortunate discovery
8. Bitter much? [VID]
9. Sex addiction: genuine medical condition or lame excuse for being a bastard?
10. “Stop killing mosquitoes with your penis.”

Top 10 links for week beginning 06/14/2009

1. Sex laws: screwing the American people
2. 16 porn stars test positive for HIV
3. 10 things you don’t know about women
4. Why men prefer direct pick-up lines
5. Taking the teeth out of oral sex
6. The best picture on Wiki award goes to…
7. The human sex map, pin what you’ve done!
8. Abstention from masturbation experiment
9. Women more promiscuous and less faithful than men
10. Jam your promise ring up your ass

Top 10 links for week beginning 06/07/2009

1. Is there a safe way to attempt autoerotic asphyxiation?
2. Department of Homeland Security’s guide to online sex ad acronyms
3. wikiporno.org is here. Hoorah.
4. Explanations for women’s sexual experiences
5. Being altruistic may make you attractive
6. The seedy sexual side of high fashion modeling exposed
7. How to become a dirty old man
8. Life’s tough for Amsterdam’s pimps
9. Abstinence is not realistic says Palin’s daughter
10. Polygamy is no fun, claims Ethiopian man with 11 wives