Read on for the tearjerking tale of the man with the world largest penis, Jonah Falcon, who has discovered that simply being in possession of his perhaps-enviable womb-crushing pants behemoth isn’t enough to make him happy. Or rich. Or, well (in my opinion) interesting.

More information over here.

1. 9 Sex Myths you Shouldn’t Believe.
2. Men who help clean get more sex.
3. Hustler publisher sues nephews for making “inferior porn”.
4. Behold: the condom pillow.
5. Creepy kids’ books that really exist.
6. Strippers. (Oh go on, it’s really funny. We promise.)
7. Touch my balls. Touch them.
8. Sexual bases throughout the decades.
9. Give this man a Nobel Prize.
10. The Porn Rangers. Watch out.

The holiday season is a great time to sit back and reflect on our pasts. Or, you know. The pasts of sex tape celebs.

So in that spirit, click through and enjoy the trip down memory lane.

An HIV-positive man infected his wife with the virus because he wanted to start having sex with her again.

The 35-year-old injected his blood into the sleeping woman, who had refused to have a physical relationship for a year after discovering he was carrying the virus that causes Aids.

He pricked her twice with a sewing needle laced with his blood, believing the pair would be ‘equals’ once more.

But he was behind bars in New Zealand today awaiting sentencing after admitting infecting another person with a disease.

The husband had emigrated to the country in 2004 with his wife and two young children, none of whom can be named.

Immigration officials found he had HIV, but his wife and children did not, during compulsory health checks.

The woman, 33, confronted her partner on discovering she was infected a year later.

She said: ‘All he said was he was sorry. He told me “I used needles on you because I wanted you to be the same as me so that you can live with me and you won’t leave me”.’

She told the court: ‘I just wanted to maintain the relationship for the sake of the children…He insisted on staying and mentioned that he was not worried about sex…any more. All he wanted was to see the children grow with both parents under one roof.’

But in May last year, she said, she discovered a sting-like mark on her left thigh. ‘After having a shower I put some lotion on myself and I could feel pain on my thigh. When I looked at it, it was turning red like a circle, getting and bigger.’

Later that morning, when she returned home from her nursing studies unexpectedly, she said, she saw her husband in the bedroom with a syringe full of blood.

When she asked him what he was doing, he pushed past her and walked away, refusing to discuss it. The wife searched a rubbish bin for evidence of the syringe but found nothing.

The paper reported that two days later the wife woke to a stinging feeling in her leg. ‘In my sleep I felt a prick on my leg I got up..and I flicked the blankets…I looked at (the husband) and he was wide awake.’

She said she asked him if he had pricked her and he said he had not. But later she found evidence of ‘blood sprinkles’ on their duvet, which, she said, her husband tried to hide from her.

She told him to leave the house – and in September, when her doctor suggested a test at a routine check-up, she found she was HIV-positive.

A nurse who had been in contact with the family and who was present when her GP told her the bad news told the court: ‘At this meeting (the woman) was beside herself with emotion. (She) could not work out how she had got HIV because she stated that she had not had sex with her partner for about a year.’

Later, during a meeting with an infectious disease specialist, the husband cried and repeated: ‘Please forgive me.’

The Sunday Star Times quoted Mr Simon Harger-Ford of the New Zealand Aids Foundation as saying that the organisation had never heard of a victim being infected in such a way ‘and with such intent.’

The number of women connected to Tiger Woods could top a dozen by week’s end, according to several sources familiar with Woods’ behavior during his frequent trips to Las Vegas.

In the light of that fact, we thought you all might enjoy taking a peek at the tail Tiger considers worth risking his wife and kids for.

In no particular order:

Rachel Uchitel is a 34 year-old New Yorker with a history of dating married celebrities after she lost her fiancée in the September 11 terrorist attacks.

Serving as a VIP manager at some of the most successful clubs in New York City, Uchitel has come in contact with more than a few famous faces. Her most notorious being David Boreanz, with whom she was linked to while his wife, Jaime Bergman, was pregnant.

Uchitel’s grandparents owned and operated the notorious El Morocco nightclub, popular in the 1950s and frequented by the likes of President John F. Kennedy and Cary Grant.

Jaimee Grubbs is a 24-year-old Las Vegas cocktail waitress who appeared on the VH1 show “Tool Academy.” She appeared on the show with her “tool” boyfriend Shawn Southern.

According to a report in US Weekly, the Tiger Woods-Jaimee Grubbs affair lasted 31 months and included 20 sexual encounters. Jaimee Grubbs claims that she has more than 300 text messages from the golfer. US Weekly also claims to have a Tiger Woods voicemail that suggests wife Elin Nordegren may have been aware of the Tiger Woods-Jaimee Grubbs affair.

Jamie Jungers, a Las Vegas model, is one of the latest woman to allegedly have had an affair with Tiger Woods.

A MySpace search for Jamie Jungers reveals a profile for a 26-year-old Las Vegas blonde with the same name. While it is not clear that the profile belongs to the woman who allegedly slept with Woods, the profile picture matches a photo at RadarOnline.com. Similarly, a Facebook search for Jamie Jungers also yields a profile whose photograph looks strikingly similar to the MySpace picture.

Take a peek at more exclusive pics of Jungers’ racy attire after here (and no, the undergarments are not tiger print), plus learn more about the life of a Trashy Girl and the role of Tiger’s maybe mistress in Sin City.

Life & Style claims that they can exclusively reveal the identity of a woman who has quietly been seeing golf star Tiger Woods for months — as recently as late October.




Kalika Moquin, a marketing manager for The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas, hooked up with Tiger more than once at his Las Vegas hotel during the weekend of Oct. 23, an insider tells Life & Style. Kalika was the third woman, chronologically, to be publicly linked to Tiger.

When contacted by Life & Style, Kalika neither confirmed nor denied an affair with Tiger. “It’s not appropriate for me to comment one way or the other,” she said. “At this time, I’m just choosing to focus on my job.”

Reps for Tiger would not comment. But the insider tells Life & Style, “They’ve hooked up a bunch of times. Tiger told Kalika that married life isn’t all it’s built up to be. He said he wasn’t happy in his marriage or his home life and that there was just so much pressure on him.”

Mindy Lawton, a 34-year-old waitress, claims to have had a year-long affair with Tiger Woods filled with regular sex in a range of locations. The Daily Mail writes that the pair met in the summer of 2006 at a diner where Lawton worked.

According to Lawton, Woods is quite the lover. He is “very well endowed” and “knows his way around the bedroom. On a scale of ten I would give him 12,” she tells News of the World. Lawton’s sister, Lynn, adds that Mindy described their sex as “extremely good.”

Woods was fond of sleeping with her in numerous locations — from parking lots to the shower to the garage — but the golfer refused to have sex in his bedroom.

Lawton also says that Woods has a particular passion for the color red, which he is known to wear on Sundays at golf tournaments. But according to Lawton, that isn’t the only place he enjoys the color:

“His favourite [underwear] were my red panties with black lace. He had a thing about red and said he always wore it on Friday as that was his mother’s favourite colour.”

Interviews with Lawton also reference Woods’ penchant for sending steamy text messages. One claimed he was “dreaming of being inside of her.” This claim would fit with the alleged text messages he sent to Jaimee Grubbs.

Cori Rist is said by the Sunday New York Daily News to be a traveling companion of Tiger Woods. Cori Rist has yet to deny or come forward with information.

Cori Rist, 31 likes to patronize some of the better Manhattan clubs, and that is how Cori Rist and Tiger Woods allegedly met. Then Tiger Woods began to fly her to meet him while on tour, Tiger would get a suite and one of his staffers would book Cori Rist an adjoining room, The NY Daily News reported.

One of Tiger Woods friends introduced Cori Rist to Woods, and the friend said she was quite attractive.

Tiger Woods would never want to leave the room once they were inside, and Cori wanted to go out. A source told the NY Daily News that Tiger didn’t want to be seen with her outside the room, and she didn’t like to stay in the suite all the time.

When asked to confirm or deny the allegations, Cori Rist told the NY Times, “No comment.” On any of it, they asked? “Not at this time,” Cory Rist stated.

Porn star Holly Sampson, whose CV includes films such as Lingerie or Bust and Diary of a Horny Housewife, has been included in the list of women claiming to have been Tiger Woods’ mistresses. According to IMDB, Holly Sampson has made 85 appearances on TV and in pornographic films.

Holly Sampson has also starred in films like Emmanuelle 2000, and (wtf?) TV show The Wonder Years. Miss Sampson began her porn career by appearing in several hardcore adult films in 1998 under the single-name aliases Nicolette and Zoe, but quickly left that side of the industry to perform in softcore instead.

Miss Sampson, 36, yesterday refused to confirm or deny any relationship with 33-year-old Woods after being named as one of his mistresses by the New York Daily News.

Who next?

Two more mistresses are rumored to be on the brink of coming forward and being named.

A 26-year-old former cocktail waitress in Orlando, Fla., is the latest to brag about dallying with Tiger Woods — claiming to have carried on a nearly two-year affair with him before and during his marriage to Elin Nordegren.

The unidentified cocktail waitress, who would be mistress no. 8, is being repped by Florida lawyer Michael O’Quinn, who told The Post yesterday that the single gal, who met Tiger at Orlando’s Roxy Nightclub, now “has a corporate job” and doesn’t want to be identified — yet.

“She had not come forward until this point out of respect for Mr. Woods and because she wanted to remain anonymous,” he said.

“This woman was 20 when Tiger approached her . . . She was a VIP cocktail server,” he said.

“Her relationship was not a one-night stand. It was long-term, and it was witnessed by many people in this community . . . She has detailed knowledge of his life, his habits.”

Meanwhile, the London Sun said No. 9 is a sexy British TV broadcaster.

“He would hook up with her when he went to the UK,” the tabloid quoted an unidentified source as saying. “His fling . . . was the talk of the PGA.”

Little is known at the moment about Woods’ ninth alleged mistress, but British reports say she is a sex-addicted cougar.

MSNBC.com hinted that Tiger’s total could easily soar to at a dirty dozen by week’s end. The manager of a Vegas hot spot told the Web site, “[Woods] wasn’t one to send away someone who was interested. There was a revolving door.”

We’ll keep you updated with developments.

UPDATE #1
RadarOnline is reporting that Tiger Woods’ wife has moved out of their home. Tiger and his reps are reported to be trying to keep Elin’s move top secret and hope she will come back to the house as soon as possible.

UPDATE #2

Latest possible mistress to be revealed is Veronica Siwik-Daniels aka Joslyn James, a double-D brunette whose specialties include being double-penetrated on camera in many adult films. Check out some more of her nudes here.

Miss Siwik-Daniels posted this facebook status update on Dec. 2 apparently meaning it for all the ladies running their mouth about her man.

“I find it comical when certain individuals have no life of their own and want to be ME…so terribly bad. LMAO!”

The emphasis on “ME,” says says one VIP concierge who has worked with Rachel Uchitel, was Veronica’s way of respecting her unique relationship with Tiger and not becoming part of the screeching hordes. She did not return a message left on her phone requesting comment. Good for her.

The VIP concierge was less discreet, however, telling deadspin.com that Joslyn used love to talk about “all the freaky shit Tiger dug in bed,” and that every time he’d come to town he’d pay for a visit. You know, with cash.

Q: Does penis size necessarily correlate to a man’s worth as a lover?

A: First of all, studies have revealed that women are equally aroused by pictures of large penises as by images of small penises (right…they don’t like pictures of penises, be they large or small). Regardless of popular stereotyping, penis size is not related to body shape, height, length of fingers, or anything else. Interestingly, it has been proven that “small, flaccid penises tend to increase more in size during erections than do penises that are larger in the flaccid state” (best comeback to ‘you have a small dick’ ever…”Naw son, that’s just when it’s…flaccid”). And even still, it should be emphasized that bigger is not always better. In fact, deep penetration can cause pain similar to that experienced when a male gets kicked in the balls, if the penis bangs into the cervix and causes the uterus to be slightly displaced which may jolt an ovary. The vaginal canal’s greatest sensitivity is concentrated in the outer portion, as opposed to deep within. So…no. If you happen to have a huge penis, just don’t go too hard.

Q: How common are intersexed babies (hermaphrodites)?

A: Intersexed babies in the United States are born with about the same frequency as red heads. It is estimated that intersexed may account for 4% of all births, or 40 out of every 1000 people, worldwide. Interestingly, inter-sexed and transsexual babies who are switched over to the female gender often grow up to have careers as models or actresses due to the fact that their tall height, an aspect of masculinity, is considered to be an symbol of beauty. Such examples include the stunning Italian actress Eva Robinson, angelic Japanese pop sensation Harisu, and purportedly Jamie Lee Curtis who qualifies as American Hollywood royalty.

Q: What is the purpose of female genital cutting that occurs in countries like Africa, the Middle East, and Asia?

A: There are multiple reasons why genital cutting is performed. One is to ensure virginity before marriage. In some countries, such as Sudan, the social stigma for remaining uncircumcised is harsh, as indicated by the fact that being called “the son of an uncircumcised mother” is a most intense insult. A second incentive for procedures such as clitorectomy, removal of the clitoris, is to reassure men that they are not having sex with another man in societies where the clitoris is seen as a small penis.

Q: Are there any societies where homosexuality is predominant?

A: Ah, this brings us to my favorite cultural sexual oddity, which occurs in Sambia, New Guinea. In the Sambia tribe, as early as age 7, young boys are expected to “suck the penis of a mature boy every night and swallow the sperm”. Boys who refuse are forever treated as children within the context of their community, because “without regular ingestion of male seed, the Sambia believe, boys will never grow up into strong, mature men.” At the age of 15, the boys are considered mature enough to provide their own genitals for the younger boys to felicitate. Performing fellatio on a younger boy is strictly forbidden; as it is considered stealing his manhood because it results in a loss of semen from the growing boy. As soon as the boys marry, they cease to engage in homosexual contact, but often times, since they are so estranged from female sexuality and coitus, they ask their new brides to wear a bag over her head and fellate them on their wedding night. Interestingly, according to Loving Boys Vol. 1, “After 10 to 15 years of exclusive homosexual activity carried on by 100 % of the Sambia population, the incidence of adult homosexual orientation is only 5 % – exactly the same as in Western society.” So…short answer, yes, long answer, no.

Q: In the 1800’s, what did women do with left-over cleaning agent Lysol after scrubbing the kitchen floor clean? (nice leading question)

A: They used it as a douche. It was unnecessary, harmful and served no medicinal purpose.

Q: Where do vibrators come from?

A: The vibrator was devised as a medical instrument to take some of the load off of doctors who owned some very tired fingers. Authorities in the medical community theorized that hysteria, “a term that was first coined by Hippocrates and described a medical condition peculiar to women… considered to be a symptom of irregular blood-movement from the uterus to the brain,” could be cured through orgasm. In the mid 1600’s doctors recorded their treatment method of conducting such therapy by hand. Clitoral stimulation often was required for up to an hour before the resulting fit of convulsions, and thus, doctors developed a tool to ease the amount of labor (tisk tisk, lazy lazy). In the 1800s rocking chairs and swings were manipulated to act as promethean devices to help a woman relieve herself of hysteria, but by 1905, the vibrator had evolved into a portable motorized gadget that could get the job done in ten minutes or less and was advertised in “housekeeping, sewing, and ladies’ journals with innocuous pictures of an old woman mechanically massaging her temples with a statement akin to: all the pleasures of youth will throb within you”.

Q: Are there sexual anxiety disorders that do not exist in America, but do in another society?

A: Absolutely. Genital retraction syndrome (GRS), widely referred to as koro (translated as “shrinking penis”), is a thousands of years old culture-specific epidemic which is known to spread mass hysteria at lightening speed, or at least the speed of ejaculation, and is equivalent to Western culture’s phenomenon of anxiety attacks. Koro consists of delusions in which men, especially in Asia and Africa, believes he is “the victim of a contagious disease that causes his penis to shrink and retract into his body, an alarming prospect made worse by local traditions or folklore that adds the warning that this condition is usually fatal”. In 1982, the rumor of koro spread in India and resulted in freaked out parents flooding the hospitals pressed to get their sons (who arrived with “penises bound up to prevent further shrinkage) help. In Singapore during 1967, contaminated pork was announced as a cause of penis shrinkage, prompting men to hang “weights from their penises [or even have] relatives or friends [grab] on …to keep their penises from slipping away.” The concept of koro similarly has infiltrated the consciousness of men all up and down the west coast of Africa producing “recent outbreaks of ‘penis thievery…involving public accusations of penis theft, usually as a result of the unexpected or unwelcome touch from a stranger.”

In January 2002, twelve of the accused “sorcerers” who convinced men that they had used black magic to put a curse on the penis to shrink and were demanding monetary payment in exchange for the antidote, were brutally beaten to death by hordes of men who believed their penises were losing inches as a result. Medical authorities are working on educating the public, enlightening citizens that koro has no basis in reality with a presentation of quantitative measurements of their penis over a period of time.

Q: Is there a way for men to exercise their genitals in effort to achieve more pleasurable sex?

A: Kegel exercises, famous for helping to strengthen the pelvic walls for women in preparation to give labor, also result in positive changes for men, including “stronger and more pleasurable orgasms, better ejaculatory control, and increased pelvic sensation during sexual arousal.” The male version of these exercises work to strengthen the muscles surrounding the internal extension of the penis, which are usually only contracted during ejaculation, with the following steps suggested by Crooks and Baur’s Our Sexuality: (time for your homework lesson…)

1. Locate the muscles by stopping the flow of urine several times while urinating. The muscles you sqeeze to accomplish this are the ones on which you will concentrate. If you do a correct Kegel while not urinating, you will notice your penis move slightly. Kegel’s done when you have an erection will cause your penis to move up and down.
2. Begin the exercise program by squeezing and relaxing the muscles 15 times, twice daily. Do not hold the contraction at this stage. (These are called ‘short Kegels’).
3. Gradually increase the number of Kegels until you can comfortably do 60 at a time twice daily.
4. Now practice ‘long Kegels’ by holding each contraction for a count of 3.
5. Combine the short and long Kegels in each daily exercise routine, doing a set of 60 of each, once or twice a day.
6. Continue with the Kegel exercises for at least several weeks. You may not notice results until a month or more has passed. By this time the exercises will probably have become automatic, requiring no particular effort.

Q: Is it true that the larger a woman’s breasts, the better able she will be to provide nourishment for a baby?

A: In a physically mature woman the breasts are composed internally of fatty tissue and mammary, or milk, glands. There is little variation from woman to woman in the amount of glandular tissue present in the breast, despite differences in size. This is why the amount of milk produced after childbirth does not correlate with the size of the breasts. Variation in breast size is due primarily to the amount of fatty tissue distributed around the glands. Therefore, with bigger boobs, you are receiving higher fat content.

Q: Do perfumes really work as a turn on?

A: It is theorized that perfumes are used so that others will be more likely to breathe in more of the fragrance-wearers pheromones, or odors produced by the body that relate to reproductive functions. While this, and the fact that aphrodisiacs may be learned through association of a trigger (stench) with an experience (hot girl kissing you), may be true, it is interesting to note that “contrary to what the marketers of commercial scents would like us to believe, Alan Hirsh, a researcher at the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago, recently found that the odors reported to be most sexually arousing for either sex were not colognes or perfumes.” To determine arousal, Hirsch measured the blood flow to privates in response to certain smells and found that the strongest reactions by men correlated to scents of “lavender, pumpkin pie, and doughnuts”, whereas women were most stimulated by “licorice, cucumbers, and banana nut bread”. Smells that proved a turn off to women included “barbeque meat, cherries, and men’s cologne.”

Florida police say a man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex claimed it was the only number he could dial after running out of cell phone minutes. Tampa police said 29-year-old Joshua Basso made sexual comments to the 911 dispatcher and asked if he could come to her house. Investigators say she hung up, but he called back four more times.

He was arrested about 15 minutes later at his home late Wednesday and charged with making a false 911 call. Basso reportedly told officers that he didn’t think he would get in trouble for calling 911.

Tampa jail records show Basso is being held without bond but don’t indicate whether he has an attorney. He is listed as unemployed with arrests for theft and other crimes dating back to 2001.

We all know it’s a serious offense to waste police time, but try telling that to the woman who called officers to complain that her daughter had performed oral sex on her husband – and that the daughter was better at it.

The guilty offspring was actually the step-daughter of the man, and her crime of passion in Findlay, Ohio, has caused outrage among readers of the newspaper website that reported it, thecourier.com.

Their comment page has been flooded with angry responses.

One indignant reader, Lee, thought the story sucked: ‘ I subscribe to The Courier but will cancel if the public record is going to be filled with details of multiple female family members servicing the male of the house. This is not news. I think any moral man or woman would call it what it is: depravity!’

Another, Jeff, spat: ‘This is totally unprofessional and inappropriate for a newspaper to print.’

However, the editor of thecourier.com does have his supporters, not least one Mark Shelton, who had nothing but praise for the saucy story: ‘Gotta love The Courier’s docket writer! The most creative writing in any paper around. And for those that don’t like it, don’t read it!!’

Whatever the rights and wrongs of publicizing the incident, let’s just hope the daughter gets a, ahem, stiff sentence.

Just read an article by A. Pawlowski that discussed whether or not monogamy was a realistic aspiration in the modern world. He/she makes a number of great points, which I’ll summarize here.

• Monogamy is within the realm of human potential, but it’s not easy. Serial monogamy may be more realistic and better-suited to the human animal.
• Polyamory may also be better than true monogamy, so long as people can get over the jealousy that such relationships often fall prey to.
• Strong aversion to “infidelity” is really a culturally learned behavior. Americans find it much harder to stomach in general and nearly any other culture.
• Powerful and/or famous or famous people are often adrenaline junkies who find it difficult to stop chasing the thrill of new sexual experiences. For obvious reasons they also have more opportunities than most people.
• There are still a lot of reasons why sexual monogamy is in people’s interests. Nature has provided powerful incentives to stay faithful, and many of them are still valid.

If you’re curious, have a read of the article itself, it’s really worthwhile. Then come back and let me know what you think. Is monogamy really over? Is polyamory or serial monogamy a better fit for the modern world?

“Introducing Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, the world’s first vampire inspired sex toy for men. Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely drained!”

That’s right, it’s exactly what it looks like. A $44 Fleshlight for putting your penis into. With vampire teeth. Now you YES YOU can recreate all those scenes from your favorite piece of Twilight or True Blood fan fiction in the privacy and comfort of your own home, car, or place of (unholy) worship.

Here’s a few more images to whet your wet whistle for future fangy whistle-wetting.

1. Make your own sex toys.
2. More housework == more sex.
3. Veeery disturbing Japanese clay animation short film.
4. Woman accuses gay boss of rape.
5. How to tell if your son is gay.
6. Uhm. Pardon?
7. Ignatius: the Ultimate Youth Pastor.
8. AIEEEEE.
9. Whale penis leather car interior. You read right.
10. When You Marry, a 1962 textbook for highschoolers.

Hey guys, sorry about the lack of posts this week; have had a backlog of other work here that we really needed to plow through. Rest assured that we’re back on track now–thanks for your patience and understanding (and howling fury and hatemail.)

1. Chemical in sperm ‘may slow ageing process’.
2. Fun penis facts.
3. Dallas police looking for a man who sneaks into back yards, dances around naked and then runs away.
4. I had sex with furniture.
5. Date rape-preventing lip gloss.
6. 14-year-old girl trades sex for bacon double cheeseburger.
7. Google street view’s hall of WTF.
8. Saddest handjob in America.
9. The 5 stages of most relationships.
10. Sex favor FAIL.

1. Vaginas are accomodating.
2. A poem. About fisting.
3. A charming song about sticking it in the wrong hole. Guest-starring Scott Baio.
4. Sex androids. They breathe. And have a pulse. (more and more.)
5. Intersex author’s life as a ‘Mighty Hermaphrodite’.
6. Worst cybersex line ever.
7. Vintage sexism: 1943 guide to hiring women.
8. Chess champion Kasparov attacked by flying penis.
9. Walmart ruins two parents’ lives by calling family photos “child pornography”.
10. Nudist hikers get their own trail in Germany.

1. “I’m a grown woman, I get wet like a grown woman, and I have sex like a grown woman. That’s that.”
2. Average penis sizes from around the world.
3. Craigslist hooker crackdown basically not working.
4. Man has a 40 case history of suing “ladies only” promotions as discriminatory.
5. Fox TV: “Keep fucking that chicken!”
6. Couple robbed while having sex in dumpster.
7. Voyeurs meet exhibitionists: a New York Love Story
8. George Clooney would rather have WHAT than a facebook page?
9. Dear… God. I thought he was MYTH.
10. Naked blonde storms construction site.