Brockton, Massachusetts is the proud home town of former boxing champions Rocky Mariciano and Marvin Hagler, and they have adopted the boastful motto of The City of Champions. However, considering recent media reports, it appears that Brockton is really the City of Fucking. Brockton’s DW Field Park is the centerpiece of the city providing area families with a venue for clean and wholesome fun. However, for the past 12 years (not coincidentally concurrent to the advent of the Internet) DW Field Park has become known as a prime destination for those seeking anonymous casual sex.
DW Field Park — referred to by locals as the “Jewel of Brockton” — has lost a bit of its polish since complaints have been racking up from local residents who are finding used condoms and sex toys discarded around the perimeter of the park. Brockton police recently conducted a sting operation by placing a male officer in the park — who was immediately solicited by at least four gay men. This is probably unfair seeing that if they put a hot chick wearing a mini skirt in the park there is no doubt they would have caught a fair share of straight men. Police indicated that the majority of those using the park as a substitute for a seedy motel are arriving from outside the city. Casual sex tourists from around the world might want to consider putting Brockton on their travel plans as they decide upon this summer’s vacation possibilities.
It used to be that the term “sugardaddy’ came along with all sorts of negative connotations. The recent emergence of a plethora of sugardaddy websites seems to indicate that is no longer the case. Sites like Sugardaddie.com, SeekingArrangement.com and SugarDaddyForMe.com are seeking to capitalize on the legions of wealthy older men looking to hook-up with the hordes of young women desiring to become semi-hookers. Finding wholesome, gorgeous, intelligent, nice girls online who are willing to suck your dick for cash is not an easy task. Weeding through scammers, liars and would be car-bombers on Craigslist is tedious, and other “hook-up” sites are notorious for leading users to fatties, whackos and various polysyllabic STD’s.
An increasingly attractive option for investment bankers, professional athletes and Russian oligarchs with spare cash burning a hole in their pockets is to procure a few sugarbabies via one of the aforementioned sites. Travel to the West Coast often? Then $7500 a month will get you a hot USC sorority girl on standby for your post-meeting entertainment. If you’re bored on frequent business trips to Omaha — then that cute hostess at the Cheesecake Factory very well may be advertising her wares in return for her reasonable monthly rent and payment on her 2008 Kia. Wanna celebrate that seven figure bonus earned for fleecing your counterparties with indecipherable CDO transactions? A pair of bisexual party-girl roommates at Arizona State could be yours. Women can join in the fun as well — most of these sites have sections for cougars in search of a new boytoy.
From the Department of No Shit at the University of Iowa comes a new study with an unnecessarily verbose title of “The Contexts of Sexual Involvement and Concurrent Sexual Partnerships”. This groundbreaking report has now quantified that those who have a proclivity for random hook-ups are more likely to have multiple sex partners as opposed to those in monogamous relationships. Without these brilliant academics to guide us, who’d have thought that random hook-ups with the babysitter, bartender or barrista presents for increased risk of “concurrency for both members of sexual dyads”. Translated from Douchebag to English, this means that if you sleep around a lot then you might become a slut!
The daunting academic research behind this shocking thesis was led by Dr. Anthony Paik working with a team of fearless researchers willing to immerse themselves within the sordid world of the Gen-X hook-up crowd. This highly relevant report (utilizing 1995 data on 783 Chicago-area straight adults) now proves that, as of 15 years ago, those who like to fuck around — sorry, “engage in sexual dyads” — are prone to be non-monogamous. Seeing Dr. Paik’s other main subject of study is the interrelationships within the right-wing lawyer community (I’m not making this up), it appears he is focused on those among us prone to screw everybody around them. Those who desire to soak up the entirety of this intellectual endeavor can read the complete study in March’s issue of Perspectives on Sexual and Reproductive Health.
It appears that unprecedented numbers of women are now willing to take it up the ass — and the New York City Department of Health does not approve. According to recently released statistics, more than 100,000 women in NYC alone have anal sex at least once a year. Although most men would surely view this as a positive development, there are some concerning consequences emanating from the opening of these previously closed orifices.
Whereas gay men now use a condom 61% of the time during anal sex, only 23% of women insist a condom be deployed before rolling over onto all fours. Researchers theorize that the main motivator among females for condom use is pregnancy prevention — obviously not an issue when it comes to buttsecks. If they were aware that the odds of contracting HIV increases by a factor of 30X during unprotected anal sex, then this behavior could change. However, experts fear that behavioral changes might come too late to avoid a serious flare-up of HIV transmissions.
The problem is further compounded by the unwillingness of women who have unprotected anal sex to get tested. 63% of women who insist upon condom use consequent to anal sex get tested regularly, but only 35% of women who prefer bareback get at least annual HIV tests. There appears to be a generational component of this phenomenon — women who are 18-24 are six times more likely to engage in unprotected anal sex than women in the 25-40 demographic. Consequently, HIV is being transmitted at an alarming rate among these reckless young women. This begs the question — where can one find a nice old fashioned girl who only has Gonorrhea?
The FIFA World Cup is upon us in June, and everyone knows what that means — hookers! Cape Town, South Africa, this year’s host of the World Cup, is projected to attract even more sex workers than Craigslist and Adult Friend Finder combined. According to the Drug Central Authority (South Africa’s equivalent to the Vice Squad), over 40,000 prostitutes are set to descend upon Cape Town for the festivities. Football fans making the trek to South Africa are guaranteed to score with a wide variety nice ladies arriving from far-flung locales including Russia, the Congo and Brazil.
In addition to 40,000 tarts, CBS News reports that a billion condoms are also being imported to Cape Town. Basic math therefore indicates that each hooker is projected to get fucked 25,000 times — which hardly seems feasible, but one imagines you can’t be too safe when it comes to these things. In fact, one out of every five adult South African women is said to be infected by HIV. However, intrepid football-sex tourists will not be dissuaded by these odds seeing this one in five chance equates to the same odds as the UK winning the World Cup — and everyone knows this is not going to happen. To further protect themselves, tourists can employ Cape Town taxi driver Henry Africa. For a bargain price of $500, he will shuttle you around to a variety of hooker-laden locales and vouch for your candidate’s safe sex practices. If you do contract HIV, he’ll even waive his tip.
Already under fire for violating the privacy of half of the world’s Internet users, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg now faces ridicule and criticism for being a sex-crazed hook-up addict. Going back to his days at Harvard, it appears that in addition to conquering the web and becoming a multi-billionaire, Zuckerberg desired to fuck as many girls as possible — even without the aid of using Facebook which he had yet to create. This depiction of the early Zuckerberg years is contained with a movie recently debuting at the Cannes Film Festival. This movie is titled The Social Network, and its screenplay was adapted from the book by Ben Mezrich.
In addition to his pussy-chasing habits, the movie portrays Zuckerberg as being a serious asshole. It traces Facebook’s origins to a crude website that Zuckerberg created which compared various girls in his Harvard class to farm animals. Supposedly, this site was created in a fit of rage after his girlfriend broke up with him. Little did anyone know that this sophomoric site would be the genesis of the modern social networking era. There is surely a lot of jealousy which spurs this Zuckerberg-bashing — however, usually where there is smoke then there is fire. Surely, his former conquests will seek to capitalize on their newfound fame — look for a future Playboy special edition of Girls Who Banged Zuckerberg soon on a newsstand near you.
File this one under nice work, Captain Obvious. A new study by a University of Iowa sociologist found that it is likely for people in sexual relationships to have multiple partners these days. Professor Anthony Paik surveyed 783 heterosexuals between the ages of 18 and 60 to find out about their sexual partners and there were some interesting results. The study was published in Perspectives on Sexual and Reproductive Health.
Of women, 17% responded that they had been monogamous to their last partner but the partner hadn’t been. 8% of men answered that question the same way. Concerning situations where neither partner was monogamous, 12% of women and 10% of men said this was the case for their last sexual relationship.
Things got interesting on the question of whether being involved with a friend or stranger makes it more likely to have multiple partners. The study said that being involved with a friend makes a woman 44% more likely to have multiple partners, but only makes a man 25% more likely. On the other hand, being involved with a stranger made men 43% percent more likely to have more partners, but only 30% of women answered the same way. It was basically the opposite, meaning women feel more comfortable having multiple partners if one of those is a friend, while men will look to have multiple partners when involved with strangers.
While anyone paying attention to pop culture for the past few years could tell you that casual sex has been increasing, it is cool to say actual proof of it in the form of this study. Also the insight on the differences in men and women’s approach to the subject brings some understanding to how each of the sexes looks at hooking up with more than one person at once.
When you think of places to look for a casual hook up, a list of websites and bars probably come to mind. The last place you would think to check is with the government, but in Singapore, that is exactly what is happening. The government there developed the Social Development Unit (SDU), basically, to promote baby-making!
With the country facing low birth rates from natives and an influx of foreigners, the government has sought to increase the birth rate of the domestic population. The SDU was created in response, and it provides online dating services, hosts social mixers, and even puts together speed dating events.
The public reaction, however, has been a bit mixed. Many young folks look at it as too much paternalistic involvement by the government. Opponents say they do not need the government to find partners. A common joke goes that the agency name really stands for Single, Desperate, and Ugly, based on the selection offered by their services.
It is a fascinating concept either way, if you think about it. The government is actually committing resources and tax dollars to help people hook up! With a little bit of improvement to the system, the people of Singapore could be looking at some true government “benefits”.
Here’s a fresh take on boys who play with Barbie dolls, courtesy of Tulipan Condoms. Many fathers might worry about their boys taking to girls’ dolls, but this commercial shows that it should be encouraged if they want the little guys to become ladies men.
I also got a kick out of the kid’s point of view towards the father. He gets so fed up and disappointed that Pops keeps trying to push his homosexual ways on the boy that when he busts in on Daddy’s tea party, he turns the tables and gives his dad the look of disapproval. Hey, at least the dad was picking up some good dance moves from those life size action figures!
They definitely nailed the concerned parent cinematography as well. The lighting and camera angles when the father peeks into the son’s room and watches him in the car are straight out of a bad “Just Say No To Drugs” commercial. It is full of good laughs all around.
Tulipan is an Argentian condom company that has put out a number of humorous commercials over the years. We like what they’re doing down there and want them to keep it up. What did you think of this spot?
Take the worst blind date story you have ever heard, multiply it by ten, and it is still not close to this. A teenage boy in China was so disappointed by the appearance of his blind date that he went home and hanged himself afterwards.
The two met on the popular QQ messaging site, and had been talking for a few weeks before meeting. The girl said she was 19 years old, beautiful, and went by the name “Flying Skirt,” or Quanjiaofeiyang in Chinese. When they met, it turned out she was 27 and…..uhmmmm, how can I put this….”homely”. The boy turned around and went straight home, got very quiet, and lost his appetite. Four days later, he hanged himself from a tree.
A few things stick out about this story. One is that they were only in touch for a few weeks before, how could he have been that attached? Perhaps the skewed girl to guy ratio left him feeling desperate.
Also, this had to seriously mess up the girl psychologically. Before reading this, I thought the worse that could happen is having an ex turn gay or lesbian, but this is a whole new level. Granted, she lied about her age and looks, but nobody deserves this.
At the end of the day, this story is pretty extreme and reminds us a few things. One is that whatever our relationship drama is, keep it in perspective because it is not that bad. Another thing is it is these extreme stories that remind us that these are the exceptions with blind dating and most of our experiences will be much more positive than negative.
Breasts. This blog supports them (pun only half intended) and we think you all need to be better informed with regard to them. In light of this fact, enjoy and rejoice.
Presumably the idea here is to make sex perfectly safe by creeping you out so much you’ll never want to have sex again? Extra points to the Chinese for their rendition of an “American style” orgasm. Really, for the amount of porn we produce and export to the world we can’t really expect teh_furriners to know any better. I just feel sorry for all the soon-to-be-disappointed immigrants.
The polyamory lifestyle is nowhere near as sexy as I thought it would be. As the Boston Globe details in their long article, there’s plenty of normal well-respected, not spectacularly good-looking people who practice it. There’s more than just a few too–there are hundreds in just that town, so over the entire country there must be, like, thousands!
Casual Encounters wishes the previously-underground lifestylers out into the open and hopes for further erosion of the tyrannical ‘monogamy is right’ meme.
Brockton, Massachusetts is the proud home town of former boxing champions Rocky Mariciano and Marvin Hagler, and they have adopted the boastful motto of The City of Champions. However, considering recent media reports, it appears that Brockton is really the City of Fucking. Brockton’s DW Field Park is the centerpiece of the city providing area families with a venue for clean and wholesome fun. However, for the past 12 years (not coincidentally concurrent to the advent of the Internet) DW Field Park has become known as a prime destination for those seeking anonymous casual sex.
Already under fire for violating the privacy of half of the world’s Internet users, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg now faces ridicule and criticism for being a sex-crazed hook-up addict. Going back to his days at Harvard, it appears that in addition to conquering the web and becoming a multi-billionaire, Zuckerberg desired to fuck as many girls as possible — even without the aid of using Facebook which he had yet to create. This depiction of the early Zuckerberg years is contained with a movie recently debuting at the Cannes Film Festival. This movie is titled The Social Network, and its screenplay was adapted from the book by Ben Mezrich.
