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15 things you need to know about breasts
Breasts. This blog supports them (pun only half intended) and we think you all need to be better informed with regard to them. In light of this fact, enjoy and rejoice.
Continue reading...How Buttsecks Works, by Rep. Nancy Elliott
17. February 2010
Rep. Nancy Elliott (R-NH) explains why she opposes marriage between partners of the same sex. A compelling, logical argument bolstered by penetrating analysis from what must surely be one of our great nation’s sharpest political minds.
Continue reading...China does a condom advertisement
14. January 2010
Presumably the idea here is to make sex perfectly safe by creeping you out so much you’ll never want to have sex again? Extra points to the Chinese for their rendition of an “American style” orgasm. Really, for the amount of porn we produce and export to the world we can’t really expect teh_furriners to [...]
Continue reading...Polyamory – It’s very complicated.
10. January 2010
The polyamory lifestyle is nowhere near as sexy as I thought it would be. As the Boston Globe details in their long article, there’s plenty of normal well-respected, not spectacularly good-looking people who practice it. There’s more than just a few too–there are hundreds in just that town, so over the entire country [...]
Continue reading...No Work for World’s Largest Penis
4. January 2010
Read on for the tearjerking tale of the man with the world largest penis, Jonah Falcon, who has discovered that simply being in possession of his perhaps-enviable womb-crushing pants behemoth isn’t enough to make him happy. Or rich. Or, well (in my opinion) interesting. More information over here.
Continue reading...The Week in Wickedness…
30. December 2009
9 Sex Myths you Shouldn’t Believe. Men who help clean get more sex. Hustler publisher sues nephews for making “inferior porn”. Behold: the condom pillow. Creepy kids’ books that really exist. Strippers. (Oh go on, it’s really funny. We promise.) Touch my balls. Touch them. Sexual bases throughout the decades. Give this man a Nobel Prize. The Porn Rangers. Watch out.
Continue reading...The top celebrity sex tapes of the last two decades
20. December 2009
The holiday season is a great time to sit back and reflect on our pasts. Or, you know. The pasts of sex tape celebs. So in that spirit, click through and enjoy the trip down memory lane.
Continue reading...Husband infects sex-ban wife with HIV by pricking her with sewing needle while she slept
8. December 2009
An HIV-positive man infected his wife with the virus because he wanted to start having sex with her again. The 35-year-old injected his blood into the sleeping woman, who had refused to have a physical relationship for a year after discovering he was carrying the virus that causes Aids. He pricked her twice with a sewing needle [...]
Continue reading...Tiger Woods’ Women – Would you do them?
7. December 2009
The number of women connected to Tiger Woods could top a dozen by week’s end, according to several sources familiar with Woods’ behavior during his frequent trips to Las Vegas. In the light of that fact, we thought you all might enjoy taking a peek at the tail Tiger considers worth risking his wife and kids [...]
Continue reading...10 Things you Almost Certainly Don’t Know about Sex
25. November 2009
Q: Does penis size necessarily correlate to a man’s worth as a lover? A: First of all, studies have revealed that women are equally aroused by pictures of large penises as by images of small penises (right…they don’t like pictures of penises, be they large or small). Regardless of popular stereotyping, penis size is not [...]
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23. February 2010
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