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15 things you need to know about breasts

Breasts. This blog supports them (pun only half intended) and we think you all need to be better informed with regard to them. In light of this fact, enjoy and rejoice.

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Pee dancer, my heart is yours…

The heart wants what the heart wants, and taking joy in urine ought not to be any barrier to destiny. Or something. Click through for the goodness.

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Don’t try to fight it, girl…

Click through on the image for the full goodness. Ladies, your Prince has arrived.

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How Buttsecks Works, by Rep. Nancy Elliott

Rep. Nancy Elliott (R-NH) explains why she opposes marriage between partners of the same sex. A compelling, logical argument bolstered by penetrating analysis from what must surely be one of our great nation’s sharpest political minds.

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Lego Porn

It is what it is.

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The worst blog post titles of all time

Without further ado, and in no particular order: “The 50 funniest moments in child pornography.” “Women over 60 I’ve raped with a meat cleaver.” “The 5 snappiest remarks I’ve made while videotaping a miscarriage.” “My favorite 3 scenes in The Shining to masturbate to.” “The 10 lamest excuses my girlfriend ever gave for not eating my ass.” “Pet names for my [...]

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Who is your favorite porn star?

Good call, here. Personally I’m pretty fond of Aria Giovanni–does softcore count? Click through on the image if you have any problems making out the text.

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This all really happened to me once. True story.

Okay, so by “really happened” I mean “what the fuck” and by “true story” I mean “lol suckers”, but you get the idea.

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Renaissance porn

There are all kinds of fairly subtle pornographic references in old masters’ works–the buttfucking scene (later covered up) in Michelangelo’s Last Judgment springs to mind. Of course, when painting works commissioned by the Church, such boredom-killing snickersnicker activity had to be kept fairly low-key, though when Renaissance masters got to cut loose in the secular [...]

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Dude, just deny everything

Busted by Mom, oo-err. And just as a special bonus (picture related.) How to deal with a roommate who doesn’t respect boundaries…

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