Breaking: Size Matters!

Alright guys, when you get past all the “motion of the ocean,” “it’s how you use it,” and Easter Bunny stuff, it is time to face the reality that size matters. Thanks to the guys at, we now have an idea of how it matters as you can see in the penis size preference chart above. As you might have guessed, girth is as important as length and a sweet spot develops between the 7 ¼ to 8 ¼ inch range with 6 ¼ -6 ½ circumference.

The chart was developed based on a survey of many women and its creators, who are clear to point out that the chart was updated to reflect the “enormous amount” of women who sent comments to the site and to “me personally.” We also got a kick out of the key, which goes from perfect to enjoyable, with the last range covering everything from too small or big, along with “any freaky combination of small and big.” It is definitely an interesting chart, but how realistic is it? Consider this graph of actual penis sizes:

As you can see, the average is a little less than 6 inches and things heavily tail off as you get closer to 7 inches. When comparing the charts, there is definitely a discrepancy. One thing is clear, though – there is definitely a basis for some insecurity to be formed here! Sorry guys, but graphs are graphs.

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3 Responses to “Breaking: Size Matters!”

  1. junior
    July 28, 2010 at 4:50 pm #

    is there such thing as to big

    • admin
      July 28, 2010 at 6:19 pm #

      Definitely. Actually, this post reminded me of a story an old girlfriend used to tell about fucking a 7′ basketball player.

      She got his dick halfway inside her and then put out two disks in her back. She told him she wasn’t surprised that he’d never been able to keep a girlfriend.

  2. Julia
    August 22, 2010 at 8:39 pm #

    Well I am confused, wondering if the editor agrees with this “sweet spot” chart. What would her ideal be?

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