Authorities Request You Stop Fucking In DW Field Park

Brockton, Massachusetts is the proud home town of former boxing champions Rocky Mariciano and Marvin Hagler, and they have adopted the boastful motto of The City of Champions. However, considering recent media reports, it appears that Brockton is really the City of Fucking. Brockton’s DW Field Park is the centerpiece of the city providing area families with a venue for clean and wholesome fun. However, for the past 12 years (not coincidentally concurrent to the advent of the Internet) DW Field Park has become known as a prime destination for those seeking anonymous casual sex.

DW Field Park — referred to by locals as the “Jewel of Brockton” — has lost a bit of its polish since complaints have been racking up from local residents who are finding used condoms and sex toys discarded around the perimeter of the park. Brockton police recently conducted a sting operation by placing a male officer in the park — who was immediately solicited by at least four gay men. This is probably unfair seeing that if they put a hot chick wearing a mini skirt in the park there is no doubt they would have caught a fair share of straight men. Police indicated that the majority of those using the park as a substitute for a seedy motel are arriving from outside the city. Casual sex tourists from around the world might want to consider putting Brockton on their travel plans as they decide upon this summer’s vacation possibilities.

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