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A few months ago, the internet world was introduced to loving siblings Chris and Katie. Apparently, they had not been getting along so well after Katie told on Chris, so he decided to go through his sister’s stuff, only to find a “hook up list” detailing all the guys from school she wanted to get with or had already gotten with. He wasted no time in posting it to Facebook.

The list itself was quite amusing, and surprisingly well organized. It listed exactly what activities she wanted to do with each guy and the date she wanted it done by. Also, there were prerequisites for some of the guys. For example, Brian would be given a BJ if he cut his hair first. Funny stuff. It got even better in the comments, where Chris and Katie had a hilarious back and forth about the breach of privacy.

Well, this story is due for a “where are they now?” because one of the details included on the list was a deadline by which she wanted to complete the “action items” by. The date was April 2010. Did Katie accomplish her goals, or was she grounded? Did Chris get in more trouble? So many amusing questions remain unanswered. I wouldn’t honestly expect the story to resurface, but if it did it would be one of the greatest moments in the history of the internet. The obvious lesson is do not make a hook up list when you are in a fight with your brother, especially if he has Facebook!

Already under fire for violating the privacy of half of the world’s Internet users, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg now faces ridicule and criticism for being a sex-crazed hook-up addict. Going back to his days at Harvard, it appears that in addition to conquering the web and becoming a multi-billionaire, Zuckerberg desired to fuck as many girls as possible — even without the aid of using Facebook which he had yet to create. This depiction of the early Zuckerberg years is contained with a movie recently debuting at the Cannes Film Festival. This movie is titled The Social Network, and its screenplay was adapted from the book by Ben Mezrich.

In addition to his pussy-chasing habits, the movie portrays Zuckerberg as being a serious asshole. It traces Facebook’s origins to a crude website that Zuckerberg created which compared various girls in his Harvard class to farm animals. Supposedly, this site was created in a fit of rage after his girlfriend broke up with him. Little did anyone know that this sophomoric site would be the genesis of the modern social networking era. There is surely a lot of jealousy which spurs this Zuckerberg-bashing — however, usually where there is smoke then there is fire. Surely, his former conquests will seek to capitalize on their newfound fame — look for a future Playboy special edition of Girls Who Banged Zuckerberg soon on a newsstand near you.

File this one under nice work, Captain Obvious. A new study by a University of Iowa sociologist found that it is likely for people in sexual relationships to have multiple partners these days. Professor Anthony Paik surveyed 783 heterosexuals between the ages of 18 and 60 to find out about their sexual partners and there were some interesting results. The study was published in Perspectives on Sexual and Reproductive Health.

Of women, 17% responded that they had been monogamous to their last partner but the partner hadn’t been. 8% of men answered that question the same way. Concerning situations where neither partner was monogamous, 12% of women and 10% of men said this was the case for their last sexual relationship.

Things got interesting on the question of whether being involved with a friend or stranger makes it more likely to have multiple partners. The study said that being involved with a friend makes a woman 44% more likely to have multiple partners, but only makes a man 25% more likely. On the other hand, being involved with a stranger made men 43% percent more likely to have more partners, but only 30% of women answered the same way. It was basically the opposite, meaning women feel more comfortable having multiple partners if one of those is a friend, while men will look to have multiple partners when involved with strangers.

While anyone paying attention to pop culture for the past few years could tell you that casual sex has been increasing, it is cool to say actual proof of it in the form of this study. Also the insight on the differences in men and women’s approach to the subject brings some understanding to how each of the sexes looks at hooking up with more than one person at once.

Who said there is no sense of community these days, and that neighbors never help neighbors anymore? Certainly not this guy. He gives a helping hand to his neighbor in all kinds of ways, from sexual, to medical, to interior design related. Not only does he help in protecting his neighbor’s relationship with his girlfriend, he offers up free medical advice and a warning of potential risks posed by the neighbor’s guest.

In all seriousness, however, this neighbor guy has got to be a complete idiot. His window is obviously facing the parking lot or some public area, and it is close enough for his neighbor to make a positive identification on the guy with a “pretty big tool”. Yet he still did not even bother to move out of plain sight.

Regardless of whether we are talking about a straight or gay hookup, this is just sloppy execution all around. Things happen in the heat of the moment, but when your place is facing the street and you have a girlfriend, you’re asking for it. Not to mention the lights were on.

When it comes to Craigslist, though, there is always the issue of fakes. Some people are just trying to be funny, but something tells me this one’s real. Whether or not it is, it presents a good point for those seeing several people at the same time: shut the blinds, stay away from the window, and don’t be an idiot!

For the millions of us out there trying to figure out how to not sleep with girls that want us, Drunk Irish Guy has laid out the process step by step for us. Actually, if you look at it from a different point of view, Drunk Irish Guy was just being a gentleman in his own way. Let us explain:

Step 1: Attract the girl with a sexy accent. The accent will also help to cover up the slurred speech that kicks in after the 14th shot of Jameson.

Step 2: Show affection by pointing out your “physical” reaction to her beauty.

Step 3: Get a smelly drunk friend to give her the old bump and grind and keep her company on an empty dance floor. You get extra points for calling her a lesbian for not liking it.

Step 4: Heroically rescue the girl’s coat by toppling coat racks and making clear the urgency of her need to leave for a nightcap.

Step 5: Express concern for her sick friend by worrying when she will finish puking. Give the two friends space and monitor them from around the corner.

Step 6: Spare her the game playing by taking a direct approach to express your desire for her.

Despite our being sarcastic here, it is a hilarious story regardless of whether or not our recap is a perspective you agree with. You might have gotten a laugh from Drunk Irish Guy and liked him, or you might have found him repulsive. Either way, you now know precisely how to not hook up with your New Year’s kiss.