Children exposed to pornography may expect sex to be enjoyable!

The latest terrifying expose from The Onion News Network drops the bombshell: kids who watch porn may expect sex to be enjoyable–even physically gratifying. We’re as shocked as disgusted by the dissemination of these cruel lies as you are.

View the video; experience the full horror of this mindshattering revelation.

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6 Responses to “Children exposed to pornography may expect sex to be enjoyable!”

  1. Feta
    December 28, 2009 at 9:23 pm #

    As much as parents want to guide their children, they still cant do 24/7. They could only do as much, but may still not be enough.

  2. yo momma
    January 1, 2010 at 3:11 am #

    This is F*cking bullsh*t!!!!! sex is incredible and those people don’t get some of that… that’s why they’re mad
    “There no love in this world there’s only pain” .. UGHHH SHUT IT!!!!
    You never experienced love. When you combine sex with love you get the best feeling in the world!!! I know from experience! all u gotta say is to use a condom to not get those diseases and not say its not enjoyable! they’re just mad cuz they cant go fast or hard HA! PATHETIC!

    • Jake Holden
      January 11, 2010 at 1:30 pm #

      Uh, you know this is a spoof right? It’s taking the piss…

    • mickyd28
      January 7, 2011 at 6:21 pm #

      c’mon bro.. they’re obviously kidding. it’s the onion. they’re a fake news team making stories about fat kids inventing the idea of wearing a shirt in public pools. first off, you’re obviously a virgin and we all know it. second, don’t open your mouth unless you know what you’re talking about.

  3. Shane
    February 9, 2010 at 8:25 am #

    Wow…. people are seriously idiots…

  4. Daniel Paul Edward Tyson-Young
    March 4, 2010 at 12:37 am #

    why dont we show our young teenagers how to have sex properley, in example being, what real sexm in example being, love makeing really is. We should show the young teenagers on the internetm of adults romanticly courting rach otherm amatures that is, and then making love.
    not just haveing sex, in example, bang bang, suck suck, but slowley reproduceing love.

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