Someone with way too much time on his or her hands has come up with this splendid visual guide to things to say during sex. My favorite might be “I rule!”, though I’m not planning to try it on anytime soon.
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Your mom’s a whore! Lol. I think I’m gonna say that. Me bad!
Is there like a category of what to say depending on the dick size?
I swear to God, when I see him, or meet him, I am going to tear his teeth out.
I want, for the textually blind out thear, to crunch down on his teeth.
I want to bite down hard.
I want to goto a dentists, have some of our teeth exracted, and for us to swallow each others teeth.