Sexual positions for the lonely and loveless

Spice up your lonely masturbatory adventures with these amusing and potentially helpful suggestions from some guy, somewhere.

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Casual Encounters Blog absolves itself of any responsibility for injuries incurred in the attempted imitation of any of these positions (especially the “Sylvia Plath”.)

Stay safe!

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3 Responses to “Sexual positions for the lonely and loveless”

  1. Daniel Paul Edward Tyson-Young
    February 24, 2010 at 7:43 am #

    Thease depictions made my mouth water.

  2. Shane
    April 3, 2010 at 8:18 pm #

    I mean I am NOT about to say I never satisfied myself, FOR I COULD, BUT that would be a BOLDFACED LIE, for NEARLY ALL MEN, WOMEN, or PEOPLE PERIOD have done so at LEAST ONE time in their life. I have seriously been physically intimate with the SAME woman, whom by the way saved me from the CHASTITY DESERT, at 17, which was not really my first sexual encounter, for I had spent a good portion of my youth satisfiing women if only ORALLY so. Then at 17, in an Ann Bancroft, Dustin Hoffman “Graduate” type encounter, was “with” a divorcee whom was left with the same last name as I. (her ex) After making certain that was NOT her MAIDEN NAME, we spent a couple weekends at my father’s luxury condominium in Naperville IL. Anyway that was my first, then again with the SAME woman. Then I was ever so Viciously Sexually ASSAULTED with the INTENT of causing my IRREPAIRABLE IMPOTENCE. I have been told eventually that I WILL BE FINE, but eventhough H.S. RUMOR may have said otherwise, I spent ONE weekend with this woman. I have been chaste by said assault, or my intentional genital injury ever since. I wait ever so IMPATIENTLY to heal, so that I may function as a MAN again. When I do partake again, I NEED a WOMAN whom can SPEND a little TIME, reintroducing me to the splendours of INTIMATE LOVE. – SHANE BECKER, now from LOCKPORT IL 60441. My Personal Cell. (tracfone) is :
    1 (815) 685 – 0431. PLEASE HELP ME! CHASTITY, or VIRGINITY Round Two, is most certainly NOT for those as WEAKLY constitued as I. MY PROVIDING YOU with ORAL SEX is a MUST, MUST, MUST, reciprocation IS AS ALWAYS, completely at your behest, or YOUR OPTION. Sexual INTERCOURSE would be as well. – SHANE BECKER – Now EVEN MORESO SOUTHWEST from LOCKPORT IL, again at 1 (815) 685 – 0431 Cellular Trac Phone. -SHANE BECKER-
    1 (815) 685 – 0431. It is my hope we can arrange an encounter, romantic liason, sexual tryst, or something. 1 (815) 685 – 0431 – SHANE BECKER – Chastity was okay I suppose, when I was TWO, but henceforth it is surely not for those as feeble, or WEAKLY SEXUALLY CONSTITUTED as I – SHANE BECKER – 1 (815) 685 – 0431. THIS, AS ALWAYS IS ONLY IF YOU SHOULD SO WISH IT. ONCE Again 1 (815) 685 – 0431 Hope to hear from you,
    Mr. Michael SHANE Becker

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