Rocking on with our Hallo-theme from the last post, there’s nothing that says ‘Happy Halloween’ like a pumpkin spreading its creasey derriere in order that we might better relish enjoy the sight of his incandescent seedy sphincter. For your wart-nosed pleasure, here are 10 examples of jack-o-lanterns served up with an X-rated seasoning of sauciness.

And if that’s not enough slatternly gourd-like squash of the genus Cucurbita for you, check out 2 Pumpkins, 1 Cup.