A perfect fake PENISTRON

Zany Japanese inventor ventures beyond wacky out into the brave new world of OMGWTFBBQ.

I swear. I could live to be, like, 63 and I’ll never understand the Japanese. More specifically, I’ll never understand the aspects of their culture that resulted in the rise to awesomeness of this guy.

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6 Responses to “A perfect fake PENISTRON”

  1. jordan
    May 13, 2009 at 10:56 pm #

    =0

  2. Sexy Biatch
    May 25, 2009 at 3:56 am #

    These Kinky Girls won’t fake anything when you get together live on cam…

  3. The Wolfkin
    June 4, 2009 at 11:35 pm #

    alright how did i get here.. ok i saw the trailer at apple trailers for new movie Surrogates. it actually reminds me of something rather Asimovian.. but then pretty much anything with Robots can do that right. But it reminds me more specifically of the Elijah Baley series. Anyway I noticed in the trailer it was based not on a novel like i thought at first but a grahpic novel. So i figured why not check it out. Off to the pirate bay (http://thepiratebay.org/search/surrogates/0/99/0) and searching led me to a bunch of Sorprono’s eps, the comics, and a dvd rip of ‘A Perfect Fake’. clicking the link shows what appears to be a little girl. So now I’m confused as to why child porn appears to be in an imdb movie. I click the imdb link and it’s unhelpful. i Google perfect fake. i get a disturbing review (http://www.tederick.com/reviews/2005/perfect_fake.html) but it sounds like most porn reviews done by women. that sounds sexist and while i don’t mean to imply that women hate porn it’s the only way i can describe the disgustedly dismissive tone of the review. as i think this it occurs to me that maybe i’m being presumptuous and the author doesn’t hate porn and maybe it’s the tone of the documentary that puts the subject matter in a creepy light. So i check out the veoh link. I’m familiar with veoh and video quality can be very good there. turns out not only is the quality excellent it appears you can get the entire documentary there for free if you install their widget. I go thru the steps.. i thought i had signed up for a veoh account long ago but maybe not.. anyway my username is taken and rather than go to my alt (which i hate doing) i try to do a password recovery on the off chance I did sign up and forgot the password. since i’m impatient i go back to the search results and click the youtube video. it mentioned an ‘original blog post’ and i thought i’d check it out to see if maybe there was a review or something that might indicate this video isn’t just an overly disgusting sex-a-thon like the first review says.

  4. LottaNawty
    December 10, 2009 at 11:38 pm #

    I have GOT to learn Japanese. I have GOT to visit Japan! I have GOT to hook up with some of these guys. They are just filled to the brim with awesomeness.

  5. Daniel Paul Edward Tyson-Young
    March 4, 2010 at 9:46 am #

    Interesting, what would be more interesting, and I do appologise if I affend anyone who thinks or asosiates thear physical being with that of a pig, is to create a vagina, made out of biological regenerateing pig skin.
    In example being, the skin biologically never dyes, and always stays warm.
    You could proberbley grow the skin, useing stem cell technology, and create a loop, a genetic loop, whear the skin never dyes, but keeps regenerating back into a compartment, that people can eat afterwards.
    You could stick electro thermal heating wire underneith the skin, like an electric blanket, to get the real deal.
    You could also maybe enquire about stem sell sperm, so that you could have a bilogical divice within it that creates sprem, in a pouch, at the head of the vagina, or near the base of the penis, that is excreted when presure is put on it.
    All this is technically possible, scientists out thear are already doing amazeing things with stem cells, that have already been done millions, and millions of years ago.

  6. Jenn
    May 18, 2010 at 11:33 pm #

    ..Ok…wtf…THIS IS HILARIOUS. And doesn’t this guy know that prostitution is legal in Japan? I mean, really. Instead of spending all that time and money´╗┐ inventing this retarded thing, he could’ve just gotten LAID by a REAL woman. Or man, if he’s into that.

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