Jerking off in my model train room…

I wasn’t going to post today, but I came across this and couldn’t stop myself. Classic.

im not gay...

"im not gay...

UPDATE 10/18/2009:
Found this and couldn’t resist incorporating it into this post (click through for the full-size image).


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50 Responses to “Jerking off in my model train room…”

  1. jazza
    April 20, 2009 at 4:04 pm #

    I wasn’t going to jerk off with a pal over my model train set today. But I couldn’t stop myself.

  2. StencilHead
    April 21, 2009 at 4:08 pm #

    you know I think the model train set makes him even gayer than the buddy JO does…

  3. simon and cole
    April 22, 2009 at 9:15 am #

    nothing bad to say about this guy. it sounds like he really genuinely wanted someone to stomp around but not break his kids toys. so he’s got that going for him

    • DHW
      September 26, 2009 at 1:55 pm #

      They were not his kids toys, there were his toys. Kinda dumb of him though, using H0 and all.

  4. anon
    May 11, 2009 at 11:00 am #

    if you lube up that thin train, it will ride up my ass. . . I’ll clean it b4 my son gets home.

  5. Art Guy
    May 11, 2009 at 9:20 pm #

    Sick and funny. More sick than funny though.
    Art Guy

  6. Monica Hamburg
    May 23, 2009 at 12:42 pm #

    This is such a disappointing offer for someone who is alergic to seafood.

    “‘Jerking off on train’ Perfect! ‘Not gay’ Excellent! ‘Stomp Around’ I’m lovin’ it! Take the crab meat…” Aw, crap. Guess, I’ll move on to the other ads now.”

    • admin
      May 23, 2009 at 9:54 pm #

      Yeah, or allergic to creepy hairy subterranean closeted homosexuals…

  7. Decinti
    May 25, 2009 at 5:44 pm #

    is that really the case? gives me something to chew on haha
    great blog by the way! i couldnt help myself, but had to post. i usually dont write comments, but good luck please continue the good work 🙂

  8. Maxim
    June 2, 2009 at 9:29 pm #

    Yeah Right! Not gay huh? Come out, come out wherever you are… hehe 😉

  9. blake
    June 5, 2009 at 7:38 am #

    Poor kid.

    “Dad…why are my trains always sticky”
    “Because i’m a sick F*ck, son.”

  10. Michael
    June 8, 2009 at 8:09 pm #

    Hey Jerkin!
    I Love the Fact that you Love Trains! That was my Whole Childhood, I Built over 200 buildings,my layout was 12’X12′ I Had a 8 Engine Turntable I 247 Cars & !8 Engines, I Can’t get into details Butt it Was Sweet! I Never had too JO in My Train Room If I Had My Boys Stop By!

  11. Jeff Fries
    June 14, 2009 at 12:03 am #

    Respond only if you are a college graduate less than 70

  12. met2art
    June 14, 2009 at 3:09 am #

    Well thank god it’s HO scale. I’m not into that fairy-ass N scale bullshit!

  13. Fly
    June 16, 2009 at 9:58 pm #

    Pathetic guy. Go get a life and go to hell.

    • Gabriella
      June 18, 2009 at 9:07 pm #

      Haha! Id love to jerk off on that train. Hot stuff!

  14. Frank
    June 19, 2009 at 2:50 am #

    What’s the camera for . To shove up the tunnel and take pictures of the poo , poo ?. ‘oops’ , i mean choo , choo .

  15. faisarah
    June 20, 2009 at 12:54 am #


    “Don’t break them they are my sons.”

    • Yuppy
      June 24, 2009 at 8:11 pm #

      He won’t listen Sarah. No one can break his thing for those trains 🙂

  16. White
    June 23, 2009 at 8:56 pm #

    Lol. Train fetish huh. Can you do it on subways instead?

  17. No Are
    June 28, 2009 at 10:14 pm #

    The most popular post here! Wow man! You’re doing damn great with your life 😉

  18. Raffy
    June 29, 2009 at 8:00 pm #

    This is cool! Haha! You perv!

  19. Diehard
    July 2, 2009 at 9:21 pm #

    Sicko old man! Get a life and die!

  20. Regi
    July 2, 2009 at 11:34 pm #

    …. I’m pretty sure mutual masturbation followed by godzilla-rage on a train set and seafood would be the BEST. DATE. EVER. Im’ma go build a model train set and kidnap my boyfriend. Thanks, creepy dude, for giving me this awesome idea. It’ll be so much better then our usual dates, IRL trolling people at the mall.

    • runathetuna
      July 15, 2009 at 8:13 pm #

      I really want to date you.

  21. One
    July 5, 2009 at 11:03 pm #

    This is priceless. Can I jerk off your train? But would love to break ’em after.

  22. Mama Mia
    July 6, 2009 at 9:30 pm #

    This guy gets a lot of exposure here. Just can’t believe it! Lol.

  23. Father
    July 7, 2009 at 10:42 pm #

    You’re one big old fag! Admit it. Come out in the closet!

  24. Nighto
    July 9, 2009 at 8:41 pm #

    I couldn’t agree more. You have an adventuruos life ahead 🙂

  25. Odonelle
    July 14, 2009 at 9:19 pm #

    I wish I could go back to being a kid again then play with those trains. I just don’t like the picture from the right.

  26. Chiller
    July 16, 2009 at 8:24 pm #

    Old sicko! Those trains are up for grabs too. Loved it!

  27. Oldie
    July 21, 2009 at 10:01 pm #

    He must be old pathetic guy! Go get a life!

  28. Big Boy
    July 23, 2009 at 9:44 pm #

    Not gay? Yeah right!

  29. Aette
    July 27, 2009 at 9:17 pm #

    your a star granpa

  30. 6sex
    August 1, 2009 at 3:20 pm #

    just to weard to fathum, wife and i just want to fool around with another couple or two.

  31. Mr. Jack
    August 16, 2009 at 8:33 am #

    You are gay or bi if you want to get naked with another guy, you know you want a guy to come and stuff his cock in your face, it’s ok admit it dude, you like some cock from time to time that’s ok just admit it, get you some FAT dick and suck the heck out it and in return they other guy might just give you an awesome blowjob and let you spooge in his mouth. Just lay back and enojoy

  32. Patricia
    August 18, 2009 at 7:34 am #

    I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don’t know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.


  33. Relevant Married Guy
    September 1, 2009 at 2:49 pm #

    I just laughed so hard I may have hurt myself. I just loved this. I went ahead and posted this on one of blogs and credited you. Thank you for sharing!!!!!

  34. Filtered
    September 9, 2009 at 8:37 pm #

    Getting a guy to jerk off his train? That’s totally gay! you’re just in denial buddy. Time to come out.

  35. Mike
    October 11, 2009 at 1:22 pm #

    dude its not even about the train or whatever ,ya , all that is strange and kinda funny..but the CRAB MEAT…now that shit made me laugh out loud.

  36. Donnieboy
    October 11, 2009 at 5:27 pm #

    Just wanted to drop you a line to say, I enjoy reading your site. I thought about starting a blog myself but don’t have the time.
    Oh well maybe one day…. 🙂

  37. doofus
    October 13, 2009 at 1:02 pm #

    why is everybody busting on this guy? “Go die you freak” UH, I don’t think he hears you, morons.
    The guy is a sick fuck, though. As well it could be a joke; then he’s the one laughing.

  38. Window Licker
    November 25, 2009 at 1:25 pm #

    LMAO @ the imitation crab meat! haha!

  39. JOJO
    December 26, 2009 at 7:38 pm #


  40. Jake Holden
    January 11, 2010 at 3:42 pm #

    The internet is so weird.

  41. Mr. Kaboose
    January 31, 2010 at 10:12 pm #

    Man where is the side cooch!!!

  42. Daniel Paul Edward Tyson-Young
    February 26, 2010 at 5:38 pm #

    Can I just say and do I say say this with much descretion,, I really wish my anus, the tract that is, was dripping in blood.
    I want this to happen when ever I look at that photo and imagine someone.
    I really could do with eating an apple, or someones head that is.
    I wish someone would take, someone in particualar that is, to take one
    of those trains and shove it down my throat.


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