I wasn’t going to post today, but I came across this and couldn’t stop myself. Classic.

"im not gay...
UPDATE 10/18/2009:
Found this and couldn’t resist incorporating it into this post (click through for the full-size image).
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Thu, Apr 16, 2009
I wasn’t going to post today, but I came across this and couldn’t stop myself. Classic.

"im not gay...
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[...] Jerking off in my model train room… [...]
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April 20th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
I wasn’t going to jerk off with a pal over my model train set today. But I couldn’t stop myself.
April 21st, 2009 at 4:08 pm
you know I think the model train set makes him even gayer than the buddy JO does…
April 22nd, 2009 at 9:15 am
nothing bad to say about this guy. it sounds like he really genuinely wanted someone to stomp around but not break his kids toys. so he’s got that going for him
September 26th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
They were not his kids toys, there were his toys. Kinda dumb of him though, using H0 and all.
May 11th, 2009 at 11:00 am
if you lube up that thin train, it will ride up my ass. . . I’ll clean it b4 my son gets home.
May 11th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Sick and funny. More sick than funny though.
Art Guy
May 23rd, 2009 at 12:42 pm
This is such a disappointing offer for someone who is alergic to seafood.
“‘Jerking off on train’ Perfect! ‘Not gay’ Excellent! ‘Stomp Around’ I’m lovin’ it! Take the crab meat…” Aw, crap. Guess, I’ll move on to the other ads now.”
May 23rd, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Yeah, or allergic to creepy hairy subterranean closeted homosexuals…
May 25th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
is that really the case? gives me something to chew on haha
great blog by the way! i couldnt help myself, but had to post. i usually dont write comments, but good luck please continue the good work
June 2nd, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Yeah Right! Not gay huh? Come out, come out wherever you are… hehe
June 5th, 2009 at 7:38 am
Poor kid.
“Dad…why are my trains always sticky”
“Because i’m a sick F*ck, son.”
June 8th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Hey Jerkin!
I Love the Fact that you Love Trains! That was my Whole Childhood, I Built over 200 buildings,my layout was 12′X12′ I Had a 8 Engine Turntable I 247 Cars & !8 Engines, I Can’t get into details Butt it Was Sweet! I Never had too JO in My Train Room If I Had My Boys Stop By!
June 14th, 2009 at 12:03 am
Respond only if you are a college graduate less than 70
June 14th, 2009 at 3:09 am
Well thank god it’s HO scale. I’m not into that fairy-ass N scale bullshit!
June 16th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Pathetic guy. Go get a life and go to hell.
June 18th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Haha! Id love to jerk off on that train. Hot stuff!
June 19th, 2009 at 2:50 am
What’s the camera for . To shove up the tunnel and take pictures of the poo , poo ?. ‘oops’ , i mean choo , choo .
June 20th, 2009 at 12:54 am
Hahaha
“Don’t break them they are my sons.”
June 24th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
He won’t listen Sarah. No one can break his thing for those trains
June 23rd, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Lol. Train fetish huh. Can you do it on subways instead?
June 28th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
The most popular post here! Wow man! You’re doing damn great with your life
June 29th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
This is cool! Haha! You perv!
July 2nd, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Sicko old man! Get a life and die!
July 2nd, 2009 at 11:34 pm
…. I’m pretty sure mutual masturbation followed by godzilla-rage on a train set and seafood would be the BEST. DATE. EVER. Im’ma go build a model train set and kidnap my boyfriend. Thanks, creepy dude, for giving me this awesome idea. It’ll be so much better then our usual dates, IRL trolling people at the mall.
July 15th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
I really want to date you.
July 5th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
This is priceless. Can I jerk off your train? But would love to break ‘em after.
July 6th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
This guy gets a lot of exposure here. Just can’t believe it! Lol.
July 7th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
You’re one big old fag! Admit it. Come out in the closet!
July 9th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
I couldn’t agree more. You have an adventuruos life ahead
July 14th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
I wish I could go back to being a kid again then play with those trains. I just don’t like the picture from the right.
July 16th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Old sicko! Those trains are up for grabs too. Loved it!
July 21st, 2009 at 10:01 pm
He must be old pathetic guy! Go get a life!
July 23rd, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Not gay? Yeah right!
July 27th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
your a star granpa
August 1st, 2009 at 3:20 pm
just to weard to fathum, wife and i just want to fool around with another couple or two.
August 16th, 2009 at 8:33 am
You are gay or bi if you want to get naked with another guy, you know you want a guy to come and stuff his cock in your face, it’s ok admit it dude, you like some cock from time to time that’s ok just admit it, get you some FAT dick and suck the heck out it and in return they other guy might just give you an awesome blowjob and let you spooge in his mouth. Just lay back and enojoy
August 18th, 2009 at 7:34 am
I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don’t know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.
Patricia
September 1st, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I just laughed so hard I may have hurt myself. I just loved this. I went ahead and posted this on one of blogs and credited you. Thank you for sharing!!!!!

RMG
September 9th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Getting a guy to jerk off his train? That’s totally gay! you’re just in denial buddy. Time to come out.
October 11th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
dude its not even about the train or whatever ,ya , all that is strange and kinda funny..but the CRAB MEAT…now that shit made me laugh out loud.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Just wanted to drop you a line to say, I enjoy reading your site. I thought about starting a blog myself but don’t have the time.
Oh well maybe one day….
October 13th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
why is everybody busting on this guy? “Go die you freak” UH, I don’t think he hears you, morons.
The guy is a sick fuck, though. As well it could be a joke; then he’s the one laughing.
November 25th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
LMAO @ the imitation crab meat! haha!
December 26th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
…AHA
January 11th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
The internet is so weird.
January 31st, 2010 at 10:12 pm
Man where is the side cooch!!!
February 26th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Can I just say and do I say say this with much descretion,, I really wish my anus, the tract that is, was dripping in blood.
I want this to happen when ever I look at that photo and imagine someone.
I really could do with eating an apple, or someones head that is.
I wish someone would take, someone in particualar that is, to take one
of those trains and shove it down my throat.