This has GOT to be a hoax. I simply cannot believe that anyone, even a 20-year-old pothead who lives with his ‘rents, could be so dumb as to say what he’s said in this video, and on-camera no less! Yeesh!
I feel utterly destitute, both financially, and thanks to an ever so vicious sexual assault by an UNBEKNOWST to me MARRIED former female classmate from my Romeoville High School class of 1991, I need suffer a bout of Genital Celibacy. So for a while, nobody really knows exactly how long, sex for me, need consist merely of pleasing my FEMALE companion orally. I really LOVE this, but I had hoped to be a father once I am financially back on my feet, I also had hoped to move back to the financially more secure, and established Naperville IL. Celebacy Stinks. – Mr. Michael Shane Becker, born Dec.29 1972, of the Cenozoic geological Era, err C.E.
Okay, first I left the “good” life in Naperville to assist my then struggling single mother with whatever emotional support I could offer, which she was in desperate need of, at the time. Now she is remarried to her longtime boyfriend Ron Dwyer. Then, just as I was on the cusp of my reemergence as a sexual being, after over 10 years of forced celebacy because of a car accident at 17, and the rehabilitation that followed, a former Romeoville High School 1991 FEMALE classmate, Rhonda Marquardt, whom neglected to inform me she was now Rhonda Werkmeister, simply to seek my impotence. Which is a quite the simple task. I am told with TIME, I should be 100%. For now oral sex fills the void barely. Any WOMAN who like oral let me know, for I am MORE than willing to comply to you every desire, or even demand. Otherwise I am destined to lifelong CELEBACY. I should have attended Naperville High, as I had every oppurtunity, but chose foolhardedly in retrospect to live with my then struggling mother to assist her in rebuilding her life independently. Celebacy Stinks.
The link isnt on here? Anyways I went on to youtube and found it myself. It’s quite amusing but I think the responses he gets are better especially off one girl called Harper, she looks quite cute but seems to have either a mental problem or is taking the piss. I’ve tread carefully on that.
How is this guy a looser? It is partly my fammalies falt that he haz bipolar and schizophrenia.
He should get a job in the millitary produceing intelligance.
400 years ago, if not more, if we had our Iqaq war going on at the time,
we would place him in Osamabinladens head quarters, sit him down in a chair and get him to right down what sences he is getting.
We would have done something similar to that, and he would have earnt himself thousands.
Now look at the state of affairs I ask you, thease people are unenployed, thease people in our counrty are classed as incapacitated.
I ask anyone who is reading this, how can you be incapcitated when you have a sence telling you to kill someone?
Also within the same fact, how can you be incapictated when you have an IQ of 120 – 90, dystemise a millitary computer without being taught, and not scream if someone rains down a blow onto your face.
And they call this Asperger syndrome, or say that you are Atypically Autistic, just because you meet this critieria and materbate over children and young teenagers now and agin.
If I had it my way, I would have two out of ten of my country men that abide in my the city of Kingston apon Hull, building computer systems, or a computer system for my own intelligance purpases.
February 17th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
This has GOT to be a hoax. I simply cannot believe that anyone, even a 20-year-old pothead who lives with his ‘rents, could be so dumb as to say what he’s said in this video, and on-camera no less! Yeesh!
February 17th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Well, yeah. I thought so too at first. But check out his myspace and his YouTube. If it’s a hoax it’s beyond elaborate. I’m terrified.
April 9th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
@admin – nice find!
April 9th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Thanks. Destined for Ultimate Internet Famousity, I’m sure.
April 10th, 2009 at 7:52 am
iwant sexygirl
May 11th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
This is why there is birth control.
The backup for forgetting to take your pills is ABORT>>>
Art Guy
May 18th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
He He He WHAT A IDIOT HE he he
June 1st, 2009 at 9:06 pm
He looks like a 14yo having a 30’s voice. hmmm
June 4th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Great! Im wishing you luck in finding the one buddy
June 7th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Im looking for a boyfriend and I think qith regards to your qualifications, I’m definitely in!
November 16th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
hi sarah i am seun ineed to be ur boyfriend send me ur detail
June 8th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
I’m loving this post. Anyone here who’s hot, mature and decent enough to be my girl?
June 11th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
I am the one honey.
This is going to be a hook-up site.
June 15th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Rofl. I’m amazed by how many people replied to this post. Good luck on finding your girl.
June 29th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Hey Rona. I’m looking for a girlfriend too.
You up for anything?
June 30th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Yes carlo. Would you qualify my taste? Let’s see.
July 1st, 2009 at 8:25 pm
This is going to be a dating site now. ROFL
July 2nd, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Is he even at legal age? Go to school young boy and focus studies.
July 5th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Chill out Vibe. You stuck in the 50’s?
July 7th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
He’s on a legal age Vibe. Dont you wish your boyfriend was hot like him?
July 8th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Go boy! You are the hottest man on the web! You’re being famous!
July 9th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Nice find. I think it’s a hoax, bigtime!
July 12th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
I say he has nailed it! Go girls! He’s freaking hot minus his voice.
July 13th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
From anonymous to being famous. This is wow. Goodluck to finding your match dude!
July 16th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Goodluck to finding your mate boy!
July 19th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Soothe yourself! Break a leg man!
July 20th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
My lips are sealed. I know this guy. Haha.. I should be telling his parents what are his uptos.
July 21st, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Haha.. Don’t be a fool. He’s enjoying his adolescence.
July 22nd, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Yeah right. Hope he finds his girl the soonest!
July 23rd, 2009 at 9:42 pm
By this time I think he has! Kudos to this site!
July 30th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
No words. He’s all that! I just hope he has found his great lust..oohhh I mean love.
August 4th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Go go go! Enjoy your single life boy!
August 10th, 2009 at 2:28 am
Can I have a hug?
August 22nd, 2009 at 1:30 am
He’s very authentic and real- I heart him. I’m sure there are pleanty of pot-head chicks who’d do him. Although, 20? Seems more like 16.
October 13th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
I feel utterly destitute, both financially, and thanks to an ever so vicious sexual assault by an UNBEKNOWST to me MARRIED former female classmate from my Romeoville High School class of 1991, I need suffer a bout of Genital Celibacy. So for a while, nobody really knows exactly how long, sex for me, need consist merely of pleasing my FEMALE companion orally. I really LOVE this, but I had hoped to be a father once I am financially back on my feet, I also had hoped to move back to the financially more secure, and established Naperville IL. Celebacy Stinks. – Mr. Michael Shane Becker, born Dec.29 1972, of the Cenozoic geological Era, err C.E.
November 13th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Okay, first I left the “good” life in Naperville to assist my then struggling single mother with whatever emotional support I could offer, which she was in desperate need of, at the time. Now she is remarried to her longtime boyfriend Ron Dwyer. Then, just as I was on the cusp of my reemergence as a sexual being, after over 10 years of forced celebacy because of a car accident at 17, and the rehabilitation that followed, a former Romeoville High School 1991 FEMALE classmate, Rhonda Marquardt, whom neglected to inform me she was now Rhonda Werkmeister, simply to seek my impotence. Which is a quite the simple task. I am told with TIME, I should be 100%. For now oral sex fills the void barely. Any WOMAN who like oral let me know, for I am MORE than willing to comply to you every desire, or even demand. Otherwise I am destined to lifelong CELEBACY. I should have attended Naperville High, as I had every oppurtunity, but chose foolhardedly in retrospect to live with my then struggling mother to assist her in rebuilding her life independently. Celebacy Stinks.
December 8th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Oh man, I sure hope this guy isn’t serious, but this is so hilarious! Come check out other hilarious videos at BCU:
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December 30th, 2009 at 4:53 am
The link isnt on here? Anyways I went on to youtube and found it myself. It’s quite amusing but I think the responses he gets are better especially off one girl called Harper, she looks quite cute but seems to have either a mental problem or is taking the piss. I’ve tread carefully on that.
December 30th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Sorry you were right, the video had gone down. I’ve fixed it and made it larger. Enjoy.
January 1st, 2010 at 9:27 am
Nice one mate, this is definitely a bookmarked site for me.
February 28th, 2010 at 1:37 am
How is this guy a looser? It is partly my fammalies falt that he haz bipolar and schizophrenia.
He should get a job in the millitary produceing intelligance.
400 years ago, if not more, if we had our Iqaq war going on at the time,
we would place him in Osamabinladens head quarters, sit him down in a chair and get him to right down what sences he is getting.
We would have done something similar to that, and he would have earnt himself thousands.
Now look at the state of affairs I ask you, thease people are unenployed, thease people in our counrty are classed as incapacitated.
I ask anyone who is reading this, how can you be incapcitated when you have a sence telling you to kill someone?
Also within the same fact, how can you be incapictated when you have an IQ of 120 – 90, dystemise a millitary computer without being taught, and not scream if someone rains down a blow onto your face.
And they call this Asperger syndrome, or say that you are Atypically Autistic, just because you meet this critieria and materbate over children and young teenagers now and agin.
If I had it my way, I would have two out of ten of my country men that abide in my the city of Kingston apon Hull, building computer systems, or a computer system for my own intelligance purpases.