Looking for a girlfriend

I wanted to quickly share this video that I found on another blog. There really are no words. Just watch it.

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44 Responses to “Looking for a girlfriend”

  1. 4wayhips
    February 17, 2009 at 8:18 pm #

    This has GOT to be a hoax. I simply cannot believe that anyone, even a 20-year-old pothead who lives with his ‘rents, could be so dumb as to say what he’s said in this video, and on-camera no less! Yeesh!

    • admin
      February 17, 2009 at 8:36 pm #

      Well, yeah. I thought so too at first. But check out his myspace and his YouTube. If it’s a hoax it’s beyond elaborate. I’m terrified.

  2. whocares
    April 9, 2009 at 7:32 pm #

    @admin – nice find!

    • admin
      April 9, 2009 at 9:53 pm #

      Thanks. Destined for Ultimate Internet Famousity, I’m sure.

  3. ravi
    April 10, 2009 at 7:52 am #

    iwant sexygirl

  4. Art Guy
    May 11, 2009 at 9:24 pm #

    This is why there is birth control.
    The backup for forgetting to take your pills is ABORT>>>
    Art Guy

  5. rock
    May 18, 2009 at 5:15 pm #

    He He He WHAT A IDIOT HE he he

  6. badass
    June 1, 2009 at 9:06 pm #

    He looks like a 14yo having a 30′s voice. hmmm

  7. Careless Whisper
    June 4, 2009 at 8:56 pm #

    Great! Im wishing you luck in finding the one buddy ;)

  8. Sarah
    June 7, 2009 at 8:50 pm #

    Im looking for a boyfriend and I think qith regards to your qualifications, I’m definitely in! ;)

    • seun
      November 16, 2009 at 12:10 pm #

      hi sarah i am seun ineed to be ur boyfriend send me ur detail

  9. Guy
    June 8, 2009 at 10:08 pm #

    I’m loving this post. Anyone here who’s hot, mature and decent enough to be my girl?

    • Rona
      June 11, 2009 at 9:29 pm #

      I am the one honey. ;) This is going to be a hook-up site.

  10. In Demand
    June 15, 2009 at 8:53 pm #

    Rofl. I’m amazed by how many people replied to this post. Good luck on finding your girl.

  11. Carlo
    June 29, 2009 at 7:48 pm #

    Hey Rona. I’m looking for a girlfriend too. ;) You up for anything?

  12. Rona
    June 30, 2009 at 7:58 pm #

    Yes carlo. Would you qualify my taste? Let’s see.

  13. Rocky
    July 1, 2009 at 8:25 pm #

    This is going to be a dating site now. ROFL

  14. Vibe
    July 2, 2009 at 9:23 pm #

    Is he even at legal age? Go to school young boy and focus studies.

  15. Ghetto
    July 5, 2009 at 11:01 pm #

    Chill out Vibe. You stuck in the 50′s?

  16. Malou
    July 7, 2009 at 10:37 pm #

    He’s on a legal age Vibe. Dont you wish your boyfriend was hot like him?

  17. Aloha
    July 8, 2009 at 8:50 pm #

    Go boy! You are the hottest man on the web! You’re being famous!

  18. Leeaver
    July 9, 2009 at 8:43 pm #

    Nice find. I think it’s a hoax, bigtime!

  19. Baba
    July 12, 2009 at 9:39 pm #

    I say he has nailed it! Go girls! He’s freaking hot minus his voice.

  20. Jet
    July 13, 2009 at 8:59 pm #

    From anonymous to being famous. This is wow. Goodluck to finding your match dude!

  21. Destiny
    July 16, 2009 at 8:23 pm #

    Goodluck to finding your mate boy!

  22. Ate
    July 19, 2009 at 10:19 pm #

    Soothe yourself! Break a leg man!

  23. Summer
    July 20, 2009 at 9:33 pm #

    My lips are sealed. I know this guy. Haha.. I should be telling his parents what are his uptos.

  24. Akon
    July 21, 2009 at 10:02 pm #

    Haha.. Don’t be a fool. He’s enjoying his adolescence.

  25. Love
    July 22, 2009 at 10:17 pm #

    Yeah right. Hope he finds his girl the soonest!

  26. Monte
    July 23, 2009 at 9:42 pm #

    By this time I think he has! Kudos to this site!

  27. Badetthe
    July 30, 2009 at 9:11 pm #

    No words. He’s all that! I just hope he has found his great lust..oohhh I mean love.

  28. Boy Abunda
    August 4, 2009 at 9:52 pm #

    Go go go! Enjoy your single life boy!

  29. RACKSWOWS
    August 10, 2009 at 2:28 am #

    Can I have a hug?

  30. man handled
    August 22, 2009 at 1:30 am #

    He’s very authentic and real- I heart him. I’m sure there are pleanty of pot-head chicks who’d do him. Although, 20? Seems more like 16.

  31. Michael Shane Becker
    October 13, 2009 at 8:37 pm #

    I feel utterly destitute, both financially, and thanks to an ever so vicious sexual assault by an UNBEKNOWST to me MARRIED former female classmate from my Romeoville High School class of 1991, I need suffer a bout of Genital Celibacy. So for a while, nobody really knows exactly how long, sex for me, need consist merely of pleasing my FEMALE companion orally. I really LOVE this, but I had hoped to be a father once I am financially back on my feet, I also had hoped to move back to the financially more secure, and established Naperville IL. Celebacy Stinks. – Mr. Michael Shane Becker, born Dec.29 1972, of the Cenozoic geological Era, err C.E.

  32. Michael Shane Becker
    November 13, 2009 at 4:37 pm #

    Okay, first I left the “good” life in Naperville to assist my then struggling single mother with whatever emotional support I could offer, which she was in desperate need of, at the time. Now she is remarried to her longtime boyfriend Ron Dwyer. Then, just as I was on the cusp of my reemergence as a sexual being, after over 10 years of forced celebacy because of a car accident at 17, and the rehabilitation that followed, a former Romeoville High School 1991 FEMALE classmate, Rhonda Marquardt, whom neglected to inform me she was now Rhonda Werkmeister, simply to seek my impotence. Which is a quite the simple task. I am told with TIME, I should be 100%. For now oral sex fills the void barely. Any WOMAN who like oral let me know, for I am MORE than willing to comply to you every desire, or even demand. Otherwise I am destined to lifelong CELEBACY. I should have attended Naperville High, as I had every oppurtunity, but chose foolhardedly in retrospect to live with my then struggling mother to assist her in rebuilding her life independently. Celebacy Stinks.

  33. OnlineBootyCall
    December 8, 2009 at 4:10 pm #

    Oh man, I sure hope this guy isn’t serious, but this is so hilarious! Come check out other hilarious videos at BCU:

    http://www.bcu.onlinebootycall.com

  34. Jacob
    December 30, 2009 at 4:53 am #

    The link isnt on here? Anyways I went on to youtube and found it myself. It’s quite amusing but I think the responses he gets are better especially off one girl called Harper, she looks quite cute but seems to have either a mental problem or is taking the piss. I’ve tread carefully on that.

    • admin
      December 30, 2009 at 4:13 pm #

      Sorry you were right, the video had gone down. I’ve fixed it and made it larger. Enjoy.

      • Jacob
        January 1, 2010 at 9:27 am #

        Nice one mate, this is definitely a bookmarked site for me.

  35. Daniel Paul Edward Tyson-Young
    February 28, 2010 at 1:37 am #

    How is this guy a looser? It is partly my fammalies falt that he haz bipolar and schizophrenia.
    He should get a job in the millitary produceing intelligance.
    400 years ago, if not more, if we had our Iqaq war going on at the time,
    we would place him in Osamabinladens head quarters, sit him down in a chair and get him to right down what sences he is getting.
    We would have done something similar to that, and he would have earnt himself thousands.
    Now look at the state of affairs I ask you, thease people are unenployed, thease people in our counrty are classed as incapacitated.
    I ask anyone who is reading this, how can you be incapcitated when you have a sence telling you to kill someone?

    Also within the same fact, how can you be incapictated when you have an IQ of 120 – 90, dystemise a millitary computer without being taught, and not scream if someone rains down a blow onto your face.
    And they call this Asperger syndrome, or say that you are Atypically Autistic, just because you meet this critieria and materbate over children and young teenagers now and agin.
    If I had it my way, I would have two out of ten of my country men that abide in my the city of Kingston apon Hull, building computer systems, or a computer system for my own intelligance purpases.

  36. Daniel Paul Young Hitler
    March 24, 2010 at 3:23 am #

    Yet I will state again, this guy is my cousion.
    He has the sences, the nero kenetic state, and the intelligance to be employed by the millitary.
    Should my party reighn in China, he will be one of the many people who will be moveing thear.

  37. JASON127
    June 24, 2010 at 9:44 pm #

    HELLO ALL I AM JASON DANCER2.I WILL START WITH I AM VERY THANKFUL FOR MY LIFE.I AM A SINGER OF COUNTRY AS WELL CHRISTIAN MUSIC.I AM DEVORCED THANKFULLY SHE NOR I WERE RIGHT FOR ONEANOTHER.I LOVE TO GIVE TO THE LESSFORCHUNATE CHILDREN.SO THEY MAY LIVE BETTER.AND SHOULD I SAY MORE ACTIVE.THAT MAKEs ME FEEL AS IF I AM DOING WHAT JESUSCHRIST MIGHT WANT OF ME.I STILL HAVE ALOTE OF WORK TO DO IN MY LIFE.FOR JESUSCHRIST I FILL I OWE ALOT.TO ME SOMEOF THE FEMALEs ARE INFLUNCED BYE THE DEVIL.THROUGH DRUGS AND SIN.PERSONALY I AM LIVING FOR THE LORD JESUSCHRIST.AS ALL.

  38. Mr.Michael Shane Becker
    August 20, 2011 at 10:33 pm #

    Jason127, I too USED to be a BRAINWASHED CHRISTIAN, I’ve since SEEN the LIGHT that RELIGION is for THE WEAK. Thanks to JESUS CHRIST and his Father JEHOVAH, and my BLIND OBEDIENCE to their ALL consuming, especially FINACIALLY, Christian Faith, I am NOW but a PAUPER, living with my mother and stepfather SouthWest in Lockport IL, I was BORN in NAPERVILLE IL, and gradually moved SouthWest through Bolingbrook, and Romeoville, now I live in Lockport IL. Thanks to JESUS, I’ll probably have to MOVE around 52 miles to the SouthWest to Ottawa IL (out near Starved Rock State Park, in Lasalle county IL) I’d LOVE to MOVE NORTHEASTWARD back to NAPERVILLE IL, then I worry about FILLING your coffers, ONCE I can support MYSELF again INDEPENDENTLY, and TO MY FINANCIAL LIKING, living in NAPERVILLE IL again, but the TAXES were OUTRAGEOUSLY HIGH THERE. – “Shane” -

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